Barber Talk with Reneofny

Barber Talk with Reneofny is a Haircutting talk show on the web where men discuss world issues with the barber while getting their hairs cut.
Yo! We need to hurry up, Barber Talk with Reneofny is about to start.
by SolidHaiti.Tv October 26, 2017
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barber shop top

A top you wear when going to the barbers/hairdressers as you don't want your nice tops filled with hair
Hannah: Why's that tool wearing such a dead top.
Tom: Nah 'low him that's his barber shop top
by I'm sooo boredOMG July 25, 2017
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Fight your barber

A song by Yuno Miles that describes the course of action you should take if your barber cuts your hairline too far back
Steps listed in "Fight your barber":
Step 1: Hope that shit can grow back, cause if it don't your hairline stuck like that
Step 2: fight your barber
Step 3: Move away from the hood cause if you don't they're going to cook your ass
Step 4: Buy Doo Gro (and presumably use it)
If steps 1-4 do not work, proceed to the following:
Step 5: Cut it all off and go bald, in Yuno's words "Gotta rock the baldy like SoLLUMINATI"
if step 5 did not work, proceed:
Step 6: You gotta wear a wig now
by Kingdoms of Fear Project May 11, 2022
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barber shop quartet

A four man version of a trim. In this case, participants are arranged in a square formation. Brings a whole new meaning to going to the barbers for a trim.
We were off for a trim, but Luke came along and stuck his tongue out, and we couldn't resist a barber shop quartet.
by StrangleWheeeyyy December 20, 2011
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Dirty Barber Pole

A dirty barber pole is having sex with a girl who is on their period and moving from vaginal to anal sex in one session.
dude, I totally got a dirty barber pole from doing this chick last night
by MadtownJay October 29, 2010
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Farting like a barbers cat

Made up shite insisted on by my father and uncle and made up by my grandad
“You’re farting like a barbers cat

Dad that doesnt make any sense you just made it up”
by Iwa b July 03, 2020
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An extremely hairy hatchet wound needing a damned good trimming.
Did you check out the wookie hole on that french bird? It looked like a kebab dropped on a barber's floor, the hairy bitch!
by Number 1 Guv'nor November 12, 2007
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