grandma purse

A big purse that usually grandma's have but I have recently seen them on young ladies.

Ryann (sophmore) has a grandma purse.

by robby March 2, 2004

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Grandma Jibs

A girl with an ugly face and messed up teeth, usually very obnoxious and/or overweight.

Grandma Jibs: This party is awesome!!! I'm all wasted and shit, yeah!!!

Me: Ohhh? That is neat. I'm going to call you Grandma Jibs.

Grandma Jibs: Why?!?

Me: Eh, don't worry about it.

Grandma Jibs: Cool!

by yeahbrotru September 2, 2009

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Shit Grandma

A joke that usually has to do with the term "Shit Grandma", often rhyming the word shit to make some really great jokes.

Carter: "Hey guys wanna play modern warfare?"

Lukas: "I DONT KNOW BUT SHIT GRANDMA"

*The party goes wild, Carter dies, Obama is there*

by The grandma master November 15, 2020

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Grandma Friend

Similar responsibilities and worries of the mom friend; gift giving/spending money is their love language, they drive safely/slowly, typically WAY too cool, love thrift shopping/garage sales, and CAN do the following: have funky hair, morning person, and dress like an old lady.

Woah! She's the grandma friend of the group. She's like the mom friend but spoils friends rotten!

by cr4zy_creations March 11, 2021

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Grandma Lesbian

A type of lesbian categorized as a smol bean with little to no social media and or use of technology. They wear cute little glasses for the aesthetic and probably thrift shop. They love cats and hot tea. They also usually have curly hair.

Kate McKinnon is such a little grandma lesbian, I love her so much.
I usually go for the grandma lesbian type.
Grandma lesbians are so smol, soft, and pure.

by lesbean May 15, 2019

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