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Lindenhurst Liquor Lid Tipper

The arousing act of carefully popping the cap of a wine bottle off using your partner's throbbing anus, and then proceeding to fill the potentially bloodied anus with the distilled beverage. Usually between two men, but can be performed between any two sexes, (provided both have an experienced, prolapse-able anus of divine integrity.)
This one time, me and my buddy Keith performed a Lindenhurst Liquor Lid Tipper on each other, and my buddy Keith, like, I did it wrong, and the whole damn bottle exploded in his ass! I swear man, it was like, beating off to one man, one jar all over again! His glassy ass was bleeding for weeks!
by titty tickler of the seven sea September 14, 2017
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What’s the Temperature of Pi?

A synesthetic question that would best be posed to idiot savants, whose varying answers would probably be based on their degree of autism, or to some math nerds suffering from schizophrenia.
Some math geeks turned psychologists think that they too could figure out the answer to “What’s the temperature of pi?” without being afflicted with any mental disorders.
by Fasters December 19, 2021
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assume room temperature

On the day that Ted "The Swimmer" Kennedy would assume room temperature, Mary Jo Kopechne could not be reached for comment.
by The Underground Conservative October 17, 2011
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MAMMY TAPPER

A "clean" way to say "mother fucker". First heard in the Atlanta area.
Look here, you mammy tapper...you'd better watch out!
by g-magic July 12, 2006
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College Tupperware

Reuse of takeout containers in place of traditional food storage containers, mostly from Chinese restuarants.
I know it is time to eat Chinese when the college tupperware finally deforms in the dishwasher.
by joeblow17 March 25, 2008
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Tipperary

County in Ireland that produces the best cider to get you drunk.
Even if they drank bulmers,'till they were fucked drunk,they'd still beat the shite out of Limerick.Even a 4 year old could do it for fucks sake
by gerry80 October 4, 2003
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jailbait temperatures

When the temperature outside drops below 18 degrees. See also jailbait.
Mack: Dude, I cannot BELIEVE I moved this far north. Yesterday it was 30 degrees outside.

Jack: Ha, wait until December. You're gonna need a new jacket, gloves and hat when it drops down to jailbait temperatures.
by President Warren G. Harding December 11, 2009
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