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techno-zombie 

A person or persons who walk through public areas (shopping malls, sidewalks, etc) text messaging on their cellphones, not paying attention to their surroundings.
Person 1: "See that guy, he nearly ran into that crowd of people cause he wasn't watching where he was going."

Person 2: "He was text messaging on his cell. He's a techno-zombie.
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techno-hamster 

A person who is adorable, energetic and very enthusiastic about all things technical, especially the Internets but is totally clueless about how any of it works.

Their success is generally obtained accidentally, largely because they cuddle up to a real acheiver.

It should be noted that techno-hamsters have a tendency to get in over their heads, "falling into a heating vent" as it were.
"That Hooman is such a techno-hamster, he's number one on YouTube today because the video he posted and thought was funny, instead enraged the mob, getting him there anyway."
techno-hamster by Dr. Johnson January 16, 2008

Techno Shades 

1. The symbolic attire to describe the feeling derived from the expectation of a great night out with friends ..

2. a pair on actual sunglasses that you feel like wearing in a rave / nightclub
cash in the pocket . lad's are all ready time to lash on the techno shades and have a great one .
Techno Shades by techno techno October 8, 2009

Techno Fresh

When you show up in the morning to a electronic dance music techno party after a full nights rest.
You smell good, did you just get here?

Yeah, I'm Techno Fresh!
Techno Fresh by .thejass. April 20, 2011

Techno Jazz

The fusion of techno and jazz, often producing an 8-bit jazz chord sound. The use of techno effects and jazz melodies often results in techno jazz. Sometimes, dubstep elements are incorporated.
Person 1: "Hey, did you hear Sigh by Rin?"

Person 2: "I was loving the techno jazz!"
Techno Jazz by Soukune Kana February 27, 2012

Techno Faggot 

A Faggot that talks trash over xbox live and listens to dubstep. These are also known as outcasts of society. Usually found in call of duty.
John: Yo dude, who's that fatass kid talking trash in call of duty?
Billy: i have no idea, but hes a total Techno Faggot
Techno Faggot by BrassBalls March 14, 2012

techno twitch 

extreme spontaneous twitching of the pointing digits, limbs and facial features, such as those experienced by those with tourettes but unleashed from prolonged exposure to 4 x 4 repetitive beats commonly associated with techno, acid techno, copious lsd use
OMG look at him, hes got the techno twich,
he cant stop the techno twitch bet he ends up with a techno toe
techno twitch by technotoad May 22, 2014