techlaze

The laziness that comes from too much technology at our disposal.

I'm such a techlaze - I heard rain-like sounds on my intercom and couldn't tell if it was raining by looking at my outside cameras, so I went to a weather site to check.

by BrewTa2 July 13, 2010

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Techpendancy

The utter dependance that non-computer users have on those they believe to be highly skilled in the area. Normally developed in the old or the parents, most of the time it is completly unfounded.

John: Hey man, remember that time you checked my e-mails for me?
David: Yeh...
John: Well now I need you to re-format a new drive, install it and move all my files over, could you do that for me, I'm completly techpendant on you

Mom: Carl, could you delete some virus' off of the family computer?

Carl: Mom, your techpendancy on me is killing my social life.

by thatperson5_1 August 14, 2010

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techenamor

1. enamoration with technology no matter how useless, expensive, or destructive.

Techenamor is to a nerd as sex is to a normal teenage boy!

by ad-92129 August 18, 2011

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Technerd.com

noun name of web site that gives members the ability to promote ideas skills inspirations & share them with others.

www.technerd.com

by technerdog May 24, 2012

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techneanderthal

1. a person who is not current with the latest technologies.
2. behind in the technological times.
3. Zoolander.
4. unable to perform basic tasks using current technologies, such as use email, upload pictures to the internet, etc.
5. Belief that the internet is, in fact, a system of tubes.

-"I'm so upset, my computer just crashed."
-"Oh, really, that sucks. What kind of computer do you have?"
-"An Apple2E."
-"Wow, you are a techneanderthal."

by Frites June 28, 2012

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