cum ton

A little smaller than a fuck ton but definitely bigger than a dick ton

" that's definitely not a fuck ton"
" ya, more like a cum ton

by The_real_webkin May 22, 2017

Leg ton

An individual suffering from pubescent compression of mass into lower extremities.

The leg ton's crossover was not stiffled by the wizardly defense of his opponent, but by the narrowness of the gap allowed by the swollen legs supporting him.

by ArqyleSnot May 29, 2019

A freck Ton

it's a whole frecking lot

I have a freck ton of hoodies

by yeet yeet squidward October 14, 2019

shit ton

96,000 LBS of rebar

Thats a shit ton of rebar

by Basil Mint March 26, 2016

Shit ton

A shit ton is a metric unit half as small as a fuck ton

I have a shit ton of goats!

by killy awfawfasfsaukjn;khggckfj July 21, 2016

tons of bucks

A large amount of money

My taxi home last night cost me tons of bucks.

When my aunt died, I inherited tons of bucks.

by Matt’s Palmer November 1, 2022

Fuck Ton

An urban unit of measurement to describe a large amount of an item.
6 metric tons = 2 ghetto bootayz
3 Ghetto bootayz = 1 fuck ton

"Yo der was uh Fuck Ton uh bitches down at da club last turrrrrrzday*!"
*Turrrrrrrzday- the day between wednesday and thursday; when the cash money is dueeee, son.

by Laphanduh and vanilla slurpie May 3, 2008