swimming poo

When you fill an entire empty swimming pool with feces (preferably diarrhea, for its natural liquid like quality, although a few solid turns are nice for ensuring the pool stays shitty). Laxatives and milk of magnesia are useful for kicking the party off right. This is typically achieved by gathering 45 or so people (although this COULD be achieved with 36 people, butt with more difficulty). This is typically done for the purpose of a poo party. once it is filled guests are expected to cannon ball in and hold their breath in the "water" for as long as they can once submerged. Fucking in the waters of the swimming poo is not only welcomed, but encouraged.

Alright the swimming poo is browned and ready, last one in is a rotten egg!

this poo party is awesome, I'm glad we have such a nice swimming poo to kick back and relax in

by big bobs house of feces October 9, 2023

Ghetto swimming

Sneaking in, and swimming in a pool at an apartment complex, or hotel, when you are not a resident, or guest.

Would you like to go ghetto swimming at the holiday inn down the street? I hear that they have a kick-ass pool!

by anticolon July 29, 2012

swimming in the ocean

sex

Clare and Juan Pablo went swimming in the ocean.

by yourenotfoolinganyone March 6, 2014

adult swim

channel that is worth watching. With advertising that amuses too!

In other words, adult swim rocks!

Stewie is a common sight on adult swim.

So is Leela.

by K Stan July 3, 2007

Swimming

drinking

Dude let's go swimming this weekend.

by wilfrd291 May 25, 2011

Swimming with Dolphins

An electronic-pop, but also indie band that is known for its skipping techniques that make its songs unique.

Band members:

Austin Tofte
Adam Young (also in Owl City)

I really like this new band, Swimming with Dolphins. It has all of the positive traits of Owl City, but has a new singer with a fresh voice.

by Humbled March 31, 2009

Swim Meet

The act of 5 or more dudes ejaculating into a soda bottle, shaking it up, then inserting the contents of the bottle into a vagina while the woman is doing a handstand. The ensuing race is known as the swim meet.

Her man's dick don't work so she had got pregnant up at a swim meet.

by Tri Guy Fraternity(StLchapter) April 25, 2010