missing the straw

That awkward moment when you are paying attention to something else while trying to take a drink and end up making out with the cup or glass in front of your date. He/she then looks at you in disgust

Stefanie embarrassed herself on a date when she licked her iced tea and thought to herself "Damn, I'm missing the straw!"

by The Last Albino Gorilla June 09, 2017

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Life Straw

When you’re getting a blow job and you cum but she keeps sucking then your penis turns into a life straw

Bro last night she sucked the life out of your life straw.

by Parky Sparky February 01, 2019

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Life Straw

When you have a threesome with one girl and two dudes you ejaculate in the guy. You then proceed to suck out the nut butter and spit it into the woman cooter.

The other night we performed a life straw and now my wife’s pregnant..

by J and J productions April 04, 2023

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boob straw

A woman's nipple

Look at the boob straws on that one!

by pirates-running-amok April 19, 2019

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Plastic Straw

vsco girls biggest nightmare and they will kill all the turtles. If you are friends with a vsco girl never use plastic straws or they will haunt you in your dreams and kill your hydroflasks. Watch out for the plastic straws!

Dan: (hops through a time machine- from 2050 to 2020) hello who are you?
Vsco girl: Save the turtles sksksksksk
Dan: what are turtles?
Vsco girl: wtf???
Dan: hey, do u Want a drink? (Hands her a plastic soda with a plastic straw)
Vsco girl: AHHHHHHH!!!! *faints*

by Elephant27 January 08, 2020

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