A person who only enjoys food in a buffet style. Many times this leads to an exracurricular bathroom experience. A "stephen" might also enjoy things such as fishing and farming. This person uses terms and phrases such as "neat", "wonderful", and "I'll bet my bottom dollar."
He is such a stephen
by Blahblahyipyip February 22, 2019

The given name of “Stephen” spelled with a “ph” in the middle - instead of “v” - are notorious for having personalities akin to virgin, Christian camp guidance councilors for preteen.
by CrumpledSteak September 21, 2021

The best friend a person could have. They are known to have the best and biggest dicks. They are the best at making love and fucking. Not only do they have a good sense of humor but they have huge cocks
by Sum ting Wong July 20, 2020

A fat, slow, surprisingly good pencil artist who watches MLP and tells everyone he's a hypocrite just so he can pretty much get away with anything. He also goes by the name of "Paul", and when you pronounce "Stephen" as it's spelled, he shouts "STEVEN" at you. He is an intelligent and musical person. He can be oversensitive at times, but most of the time he isn't.
by SnowBall61 March 27, 2015

A name given to you if your parents knew you would be a complete failure, so decisded to start it off with a GAY name
by Ice Queen666 August 6, 2009

Stephen wheres your hairline
by Ha,ha, July 25, 2019

by GoddessLove22 December 6, 2017
