Cleaveland steamer

I cleaveland Steamer is when a man defecates on a woman's chest after some period of intercourse. A variation of this is the "chili dog" which takes the Cleaveland Steamer one step further by "titty fucking" the woman using the feces as lubricant.

I dont have that much gumption; After I gave her the Cleaveland steamer, I couldn't chili dog her without laughing.

by shotgun Wallace April 29, 2004

Compton Steamer

Ghetto version of the well-known Cleveland Steamer. Usually done in the bushes and alleyways of ghetto areas.

Bruv, I laid a phat compton steamer on ma fat booty hoe last night!

by j2cool January 14, 2007

Cleveland Steamer

The cleveland steamer is far more specific than the listings I have seen here. A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.

Billy had just gotten out of the shower, so me and John gave min a cleveland steamer.

by [e-mail] October 5, 2004

Blumpland Steamer

A sexual act where the woman lies on her back, while the man squats over her. She sucks his dick while he simultaneously takes a shit on her. A combination of a blumpkin and a cleaveland steamer.

(Guy1): Hey man, how was the date last night?
(Guy2): It was awesome, I blumpland steamered her and their was corn in my shit!

by ItsGoodToBeTheKing February 10, 2008

Steamer

a hot freshly laid shit that eminates heat trails most pronounced in cold weather

the steamer melted a hole in the snow.

by scart July 11, 2003

Akron Steamer

Derived from a Cleveland Steamer, an Akron Steamer is where you take a shit on a woman's foot and she flings it with all of her might onto the ceiling.

After I gave her an Akron Steamer, I had to repaint my entire foyer.

by Greg and Nick December 29, 2005

cleavland steamer

Also known as the Pasadena mudslide, California hot plate, or simply the "steamer", this term commonly involves some variation on the act of defecating on a chest of a lover as a means of revenge.

After hearing that her boyfriend had been cheating on her, Nancy gave him the cleveland steamer while he slept and left with his car.

by TheWrathfulBuddha January 30, 2003