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Stair-Patrol

When that bitch is evil eying the stairs making any girl you bring up feel guilty
"Dude, Jessica was on Stair-Patrol so I had to fuck in the side yard instead."
by YESSIRR!! August 7, 2013
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Stairness

A person's ability to climb a large amount of stairs at a quick pace.
Honey Bear has a respectable level of stairness. He can do the Kerry Park stairs 6 times without stopping.
by Sheila Jules February 25, 2015
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Stair Collapse Syndrome

(Also known as SCS) A syndrome in which you're about to fall asleep, but you have a dream where you fall from a significant height, causing you to awaken panicked.
Person 1: I keep having dreams where I think I'm falling from the stairs.
Person 2: You mean falling down the stairs?
Person 1: No, falling from the stairs. They collapse, and then I'm sent falling, which causes me to jerk awake.
Person 2: You might have Stair Collapse Syndrome.
Person 1: I already have sleep paralysis, I'm good.
by eliza_something September 14, 2023
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Stair Chair

A mystical phenomenon involving a chair that occurs in a University stair well. It is normally tied to Danny Devito, as some sort of pagan shrine. Common occurrences include the University of Lethbridge, and the University of Calgary. Although it has been spotted in SAIT, NAIT, UBC, and elsewhere across the country.
Dude: “hey bro did you see the stair chair today?”
Dudette: “yeah my guy, devito be praised ammirite? Now help me study or else I’m gonna flunk this calculus midterm”
by Stair chair November 23, 2021
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Bitching Down the Stairs

Verbal phrase. The action of running up/down a set of stairs for the purpose of bitching out another individual (usually in response to new information demanding immediate response)
As soon as she saw his texts, Lafonda went bitching down the stairs looking for her philandering boyfriend.
by Jswizzle007 January 16, 2011
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Upstairs down stairs Derek

"Upstairs Downstairs Derek" is an age-old enigma, an elusive phrase passed through generations, its meaning stubbornly out of reach. Is it a historical reference, a forgotten tale, or a nonsensical quirk? Scholars and linguists have tried decoding it, yet the phrase resists interpretation, tantalizing and frustrating in equal measure. Its mystery is compelling, a reminder that some things remain unknown, testaments to language's power and humanity's fascination with the unexplained.
by bin man June 21, 2025
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Golden Stairs

An act where a man stands at the top of stairs while a girl is laying at the bottom with her mouth open, the man then urinates on the stairs as the urine trickles down into her mouth.
Yea bro, i gave her the Golden Stairs.
by Blumpmefineshyt November 21, 2024
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