squirrels

young children, usually aged 6-12, that are free roaming the neighborhood in small groups, which come bother you while you are working on your car, playing in the garage, or tinkering with something. they then proceed to invite themselves into whatever it is you're doing, ask you a million questions, and ruin any productivity you once had. You try to tell them to leave, but without being a complete dick, it's impossible to get them out of your hair.

I was going to try and tune the bike a little bit this afternoon, but the squirrels came and basically ruined the rest of the day.

by straight mbv August 02, 2010

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The kinda girl you don't want to keep around for too long. Cute and cuddly, but crazy as fuck.

Yo man, Miley Cyrus is a total squirrel. But she's probably still worth it for a bit

by Bobby Bigwheels October 09, 2010

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A good friend but annoying as hell when he's left stuck in a room to long. You can't take him out in public because he will make you look stupid but you love him anyways. You will always love squirrels.

Zack Hall=Squirrel

by Cheese1693 November 22, 2009

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A sexually-oriented woman that likes to "climb your wood," and swallow all of your nuts.

Dude, she had sex with like 3 guys yesterday.

Wow, what a squirrel.

by Semi-Dunn June 05, 2011

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A choad, normally a weird brown color but can have variance in color, and surrounded by a thick mass of pubic hair.

Girl 1: So, what did you a with that guy last night?
Girl 2: Don't bring that up...
Girl 3: Why? What happened?
Girl 4: Things were going great and I went to reach into his pants and there was a squirrel in there!

by Umlau October 23, 2011

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