The Squirtle

Cummimg to the sound of turtle moans

Hey step-bro, have you tried the squirtle challenge yet?

by Frotaku October 6, 2019

Glitter squirrels

Best controversial comedy podcast on all platforms. Spotify, iheart, YouTube, Pandora, and apple itunes!!!

I listened to the Glitter squirrels podcast and the three host's are the best around!!!

by Jaylo with the down low July 31, 2021

Figglebon Squiggleson

A horrific act that you cannot be legally tried for.

We're gonna pull a Figglebon Squiggleson tomorrow.

by NoobStar0100 May 30, 2022

Dale Squires

Somebody who takes the credit.

Someone who steals the spotlight for someone else's work.

"He took all the credit for our short film. What a Dale Squires!"

Friend: You know I directed that movie. Beck wrote it and Andre did all the music and editing. What did you do?

Dale Squires: I took the credit.

Friend: Well, that's mean. You should at least share the credit with us.

Dale Squires: Man, you really don't get Hollywood, do you?

Friend: What a Dale Squires!

Phrases that represent a dale squires:

That's showbiz!

That's Hollywood!

by Abigail Nada May 15, 2023

full of squirrels

Being totally and completely distractible, unable to pay attention. Similar to Dug the dog in the Pixar film Up.

I've got buckle down and finish this spreadsheet for the meeting this afternoo... OH LOOK, A BUTTERFLY! No, I must concentrate, this is very import...SUDDEN URGE TO CHECK CELL PHONE. Darn it, I'm so full of squirrels today I just can't focus!

by Squirrelatron August 20, 2016

Even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut

Another way of saying, Even people who get most things wrong in their lives, sometimes get something right

The saying even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut can apply to tv political pundits lying to you all the time who unintentionally accidentally once in a blue moon say something politically true.

by Sexydimma August 14, 2023

packing squirrels

The unkempt hair that sticks out around a girls underwear.

That girl was hot, until she pulled down her pants and i saw she was packing squirrels

by russ e September 10, 2008