Yellow Squash

Zucchini

Alright, I won't elaborate on how I found this out, it's a long story. Let's just say that it took me and a friend buying the wrong thing twice, wasting money, and being yelled at for it. If a Korean recipe calls for yellow squash or blue pumpkin, they probably mean zucchini. Damn, they can hardly speak the language sometimes yet they decide to make up a few words of their own. I don't understand it, I really don't :<
Mother: You! Get me..yellow squash!
Me: *leaves and comes back with yellow squash*
Mother: AAaaghh! Stupid! That not yellow squash! Go get mommy yellow squash!
by Voodoo Squash June 23, 2004
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squashed face

1. A face exhibiting the qualities of something flat.
2. A face made entirely out of the harvest vegetable, squash
3. A face that has been hit repeatedly (and flattened; see definition 1) by a squash raquet
Norma's mother has a squashed face
Poor lady...
by Tony the Bandit November 09, 2007
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Squash Bitch

Someone who reckons they're shit hot at squash, and yet when they play you, they're like some sort of retard.
Hey Martyn, you said you were gonna roast me, and yet you just lost 4-0. I mean, 4 feckin 0. You're some sort of Squash Bitch. Retard.
by Lard1 February 03, 2011
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Poob Squash

A delightful lemon flavoured drink to have as a beverage whilst pinging and or smoking weed.
"jeez, hand over the Poob Squash, im parched"

And

"Ahhhh, that Poob Squash was Great"
by Optimus Coupe' November 19, 2008
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Squashed Fruit Salad

A squashed fruit salad is created by tucking your cock and balls between your legs and pressing your butt and junk against a window/glass door.
Dude, did he just moon you?

Worse! He gave me a squashed fruit salad.

Gross!
by Kibosh December 20, 2007
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Oh my Squash

To say when you have absolutely nothing else to say. Also to say when your mother makes squash for dinner the fifth time in a row.
by TsideApe August 29, 2013
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