squashed face

1. A face exhibiting the qualities of something flat.
2. A face made entirely out of the harvest vegetable, squash
3. A face that has been hit repeatedly (and flattened; see definition 1) by a squash raquet

Norma's mother has a squashed face
Poor lady...

by Tony the Bandit December 2, 2007

Shark Squash

A person who likes it in the ear and is normally retarded.

Bro adriana is such a shark squash." "Yea dude shes so crazy.

by saket yo April 26, 2011

Squash Bitch

Someone who reckons they're shit hot at squash, and yet when they play you, they're like some sort of retard.

Hey Martyn, you said you were gonna roast me, and yet you just lost 4-0. I mean, 4 feckin 0. You're some sort of Squash Bitch. Retard.

by Lard1 February 22, 2011

Bust Me A Squash

To request a waterfall from anothers beverage

YO! bust me a squash of that purple drank!

by uberskllzmcgee12 March 13, 2010

Poob Squash

A delightful lemon flavoured drink to have as a beverage whilst pinging and or smoking weed.

"jeez, hand over the Poob Squash, im parched"

And

"Ahhhh, that Poob Squash was Great"

by Optimus Coupe' March 31, 2009

Squashed Fruit Salad

A squashed fruit salad is created by tucking your cock and balls between your legs and pressing your butt and junk against a window/glass door.

Dude, did he just moon you?

Worse! He gave me a squashed fruit salad.

Gross!

by Kibosh January 8, 2008

Oh my Squash

To say when you have absolutely nothing else to say. Also to say when your mother makes squash for dinner the fifth time in a row.

Oh my squash!! I squashed my squash!

by TsideApe August 29, 2013