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Celtic Squash 

When getting your salad tossed you void your bowels all over the salad tossers face and proceed to sit on their face.
Holy shit. I killed that girl with a celtic squash!
Celtic Squash by CelticSquasher October 2, 2008

bird squash 

worm chew from bird spit in babies mouths
mommy bird gave the hungry baby bird bird squash for dinner
bird squash by mommy bird July 25, 2010

butternut squash

The fact of a gay man getting another man , typically straight, drunk and passed out, then forcing him to toss the salad.
I got that fag Andy Drunk and then gave him a butternut squash, hard......
butternut squash by Billy Yoo February 16, 2004

bologna-squash 

The principal compository material of completely fabricated excuses, especially those which are lame and/or dickheaded. A euphemism for a stronger, more well-known term of identical acronymization.
You couldn't finish your Programming II assignment because your dog ate your RAM stick? Bologna-squash!

Nutterbut squash 

When you squash your nuts in someones butt.
Jimmy dropped his wallet. As he went down to pick it up i surprised him with a nutterbut squash

The Squash Monster 

A TiKToker that goes by the name of Joshua whose nickname is Squash and because of his wild nature he’s sometimes called the monster by family and friends.
The squash monster thinks he famous.
The Squash Monster by anonymous February 13, 2023