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smothered burrito

When a person is rolled tight in a blanket with their arms at their sides and they are unable to move, with only their head exposed. Once the person is rolled in the "burrito" they are then smothered with a large quantity of semen.
Dude, last night i put my girlfriend in a smothered burrito. I just rolled her up in the blanket and blew a fat load right on her face. it was awesome!
by koolegged September 6, 2013
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slothdom

(n)- When one has achieved the laziest style of living (as humanly close to that of a sloth).

- Typically worse than Senioritis
Katherine: "Through Allah, I have reached Slothdom."
by RAE414 February 4, 2014
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Bathing a Dirty Sloth

Bathing a Dirty Sloth is when the recipient of anal defecates on the penis and then proceeds to gift the giver of anal with a handjob using spit as a lubricant
Bathing a Dirty Sloth is when the recipient of anal shits on the dick and then gives them a handjob with spit as lube
"I heard Beth bathed a dirty sloth last night"
"That girl is freaky!"
by BearSplitz96 September 15, 2017
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sloth mode

after a long night of rolling at the club, the next day consists of smoking bowl after bowl while watching zombie movies on netflix.
friend: "what are you doing today?"
you: "sloth mode all day"
friend: "fuck yeah i got 8 blunts!"
by doobiemaster420 May 6, 2011
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foot smother

When a woman uses her feet to completely cover a man's face and deprives him of all air
Gemma's slave was being disobedient so she forced him to lie down and she foot smother him
by TheBlarg March 31, 2016
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Sloth caboose

When many attractive girls travel with one ugly one at the end; see Brain, sloth, or brain train.
"Oh man, looks like the brain train is rolling in, hopefully the sloth caboose gets knocked off."
by Rob Engle September 11, 2005
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Slotheh

(from the television show H & S)
A name for a human who thinks and acts like a sloth. They are usually quite dopey and refer to their prison inmate as 'Honestleh'. Together they fight racoons and eat 'iguana meat' as they are their biggest enemies.
-Who is that climbing at tree over there?!
- Some call her/him Slotheh.
by honestleh1234 November 18, 2012
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