Jumping Spider

The most adorable kind of spider ever which has big, beautiful eyes.

"What just jumped on you?"
"A jumping spider"
"Aaaaw"

by redrumemsi October 30, 2008

spider sense

knowing something special, exciting or dangerous will happen soon

with will's spider sense he was able to avoid the gang bang that happend down the alley he decided not to walk down.

by bob dylan October 9, 2003

dinosaur slider

In the opening to the Flintstones, Fred slid down the back of the dinosaur when the whistle/bird blew.
Anyone who leaves work right at 5 is a dinosaur slider

Stephen is such a dinosaur slider. I always have to work late and finish his shit.

by DC ERIC December 14, 2004

Puerto Rican Slide

n: To change lanes two or more times consecutively without the use of proper turn signals to indicate the lane changes. aka the Miami Shuffle

Check out that guy. He just pulled a Puerto Rican slide! He's doing at least 90!

by Sherriff Bufford T. Justice April 6, 2009

camel toe slider

When a woman jerks a guy off by putting the guy's dick between her pussy lips and slides up and down.

"Hey come on baby, if you dont wanna go all the way, at least gime a camel-toe slider"

by xero January 2, 2005

Spider Jerusalem

Spider Jerusalem is a fictional character and the protagonist of the comic book Transmetropolitan, created by writer Warren Ellis and artist Darick Robertson, published by the Vertigo of DC Comics.

He's an alcoholic, chain smoking journalist addicted to various drugs. His articles are all based around his belief to tell the truth and he does so with the most direct and blunt manner possible.
His bad ass qualities aren't the only reason he's such an awesome character but it's the futuristic setting he's placed in. Everything from his two headed pet cat to a home appliance that gets high.

You should definately go read transmetropolitan if you aren't a child nor are you sensitive to volience, swearing, sex and aliens.

BABEL Feedsite: "When asked about the column by our correspondent,Spider Jerusalem Laughed, shat in the camera and threw dog carcasses to an admiring audience." (#15p22)

by M____ October 1, 2007

spider on the ceiling

The Jedi mind trick of dutch ovens. The act of blowing vile ass vapors under the covers and then tricking your bed partner into pulling the covers over their own head by telling them that there is a spider on the ceiling. Far worse than a dutch oven because they did it to themselves.

Stephen released a vile, gassy emission under the covers and then told Mary (names changed to protect the innocent) that there was a spider on the ceiling. Mary immediately pulled the covers over her head to hide from the non-existent spider, effectively giving herself a dutch oven. Stephen giggled to himself as Mary puked repeatedly.

by Winthorp Pennington, Esq. March 17, 2009