Someone who wants to be a whore but can’t do it physically, lest they imagine being sexually promiscuous in spirit
by sexy bitchxx February 18, 2022
When you've received information in the past from an ordinary source - book or other person - and attribute it now to coming through you from a spiritual source, such as "your guides".
Some people who say they channel have spiritualized cryptomnesia. They begin each sentence with "My guides say" and then speak a common truth. E.g., My guides say the cure for the pain is in the pain.
by CoreEmotionalHealing.org July 22, 2018
Refers to an utterly despicable "taking His name in vain" strategy, whereby you --- having previously either promised someone intimacy if he'd spend money on you, or used a similar promise to strip off and/or spread your legs as "collateral" in case you're unable to pay back a loan that you ask of him --- subsequently claim to have "gotten religion" and are therefore concerned that "He would not approve" of adultery/fornication, and thus you no longer feel that you should have to honor your promise of sexual favors.
The spiritual debt-relief ploy is one of the oldest and most pathetically disgraceful schemes for obligation-free mooching that the world has ever known, and has probably turned countless multitudes of disgruntled people off of established religion. About the only time that this strategy might be at all justified would be if you've gotten unwillingly dragged into obligation by an advantage-taking credophile during a moment of financial desperation, and are unable to pay him back despite your best efforts.
by QuacksO August 10, 2018
I want to start dating again, but I’m spiritually unavailable.
If I weren’t still hung up on Bill, I would date Eric- but I’m spiritually unavailable.
If I weren’t still hung up on Bill, I would date Eric- but I’m spiritually unavailable.
by Lintonurblackpantz February 1, 2023
ADV. Lyrical, spiritual, bring the dalai lama in
I'm not the spiritual Steven Segal
Brings the drama like a suicide bomber
I'm not the spiritual Steven Segal
Brings the drama like a suicide bomber
I'm not a spiritual Steven Segal, back me up against the wall, I'm not the lyrical, spiritual Dalai Lama.
by Lyrical Spiritual nigga February 11, 2017
A person that looks at a number for example they may see a screen that says "3927313" or any number with three of the same number in anything and put the three of them together thinking its a spirit/angel telling them something for example (333) (666) (888) (777) (555) since "3927313" has three 3,s that would be 333
Person 1: looking at 3927313*
Person 1: im starting to get signs from angels again I saw 333 in that
Person 2: your such a spiritual NumberPhile
Person 1: im starting to get signs from angels again I saw 333 in that
Person 2: your such a spiritual NumberPhile
by SophisticatedPerson271 January 19, 2021
The act of shipping or the existence of a couple that have a sibling relation ship or are adopted siblings
''omg did you read that JayDick fanfiction?''
''No dude! They're like brothers that's spiritual incest!''
''No dude! They're like brothers that's spiritual incest!''
by Insert Dorky Nae May 9, 2017