Reverse Spelunking

The a code name for taking a dump or rocking a deuce.

I really glad I went reverse spelunking yesterday because it had been three days.

by Hedge1984 January 12, 2023

Spelunker M.D.

Nickname for a gastroenterologist, or other medical professional that assists with medical care for the anal patient.

I had my colonoscopy done when I turned 45, and Spelunker M.D. was on point with the experience.

by Eddie Shell July 30, 2024

asshole spelunking

Slang for a colonoscopy
Source: "5 Ways We're Designing Robots to Be Total Assholes"
Cracked.com

"In the end, it took a team of 35 people to develop a filter to make {the IBM Watson supercomputer to} stop swearing and wipe the Urban Dictionary from his memory to prepare him for his future as 'a diagnostic tool for hospitals.' We can only hope that they missed some profane nugget hiding in a dark recess of his hard drives, which doctors will hilariously discover when Watson starts referring to a colonoscopy procedure as an 'asshole spelunking'."

by Freezing in Chicago December 09, 2013

Spelunked

The term used for when you die, have a close call, or get hit multiple times in an outrageous and whimsically bombastic way in Spelunky Classic, Spelunky HD, or Spelunky 2.

"Ah, man. I just got Spelunked."

by GagePatoine June 09, 2022