by tinutz & nani May 14, 2003
Get the special browniesmug. Bob: What is a spoonerism?
Billy: It is when you have an sneurysm while apooning
Bob: Billy, you would be a special unit if you were intelligent.
Billy: But I am smart! My I.Q is -41
Bob: Why are you so stupid?
Billy: My mom is my sister!
Bob: That explains it.
Billy:My family tree has no branches!
Bob:Shut up.
Billy:I am a special unit!
Bob: If you don't shut up, I will kill you in the face.
Billy: It is when you have an sneurysm while apooning
Bob: Billy, you would be a special unit if you were intelligent.
Billy: But I am smart! My I.Q is -41
Bob: Why are you so stupid?
Billy: My mom is my sister!
Bob: That explains it.
Billy:My family tree has no branches!
Bob:Shut up.
Billy:I am a special unit!
Bob: If you don't shut up, I will kill you in the face.
by a babies goad April 18, 2017
Get the special unitmug. The Hereford Special is the sexual act of forcing a sizeable amount of uncooked ground beef into a woman's vagina, engaging in vaginal intercourse, and then striking her stomach with your fist, foot, or head, causing the aforementioned beef to jettison out of the vaginal cavity. (This particular act is best performed on a woman who is lactating.)
-Vegetarians may use tofu or any other acceptable meat substitute.
Also referred to as the "Meat Skeet."
-Vegetarians may use tofu or any other acceptable meat substitute.
Also referred to as the "Meat Skeet."
"Who wants to ride the Hereford Special ?"
Guy 1: "Dude, I just gave this chick the Hereford Special!"
Guy 2: "Don't talk to me ever again."
Guy 1: "Dude, I just gave this chick the Hereford Special!"
Guy 2: "Don't talk to me ever again."
by McNerney March 19, 2008
Get the Hereford Special mug. 1. What kids with physical, mental, and sometimes emotional disabilities that are severe enough to interfere with their abilities to preform in the mainstream curriculum are put in.
2. Where they stick you if you don't "learn" the way your supposed to. Students who don't learn by sitting in a desk and copying notes and mindlessly memorizing words are often put in special ed so that the teachers of the class the student is struggling in don't have to put up with the student. In these cases students are often put in a resource class of some sort were they are apparently taught how to learn properly. Some kids in these cases do have actually ADD or something like that. Kids in these kinds of special ed classes can actually be very intelligent.
There are different levels of special ed that range from courses for kids with severe mental retardation to courses with the regular curriculum at a slower or modified pace. A student can be in all special ed classes or just in a few and do fine in his/her other mainstream classes. Special ed shouldn't be in insult.
2. Where they stick you if you don't "learn" the way your supposed to. Students who don't learn by sitting in a desk and copying notes and mindlessly memorizing words are often put in special ed so that the teachers of the class the student is struggling in don't have to put up with the student. In these cases students are often put in a resource class of some sort were they are apparently taught how to learn properly. Some kids in these cases do have actually ADD or something like that. Kids in these kinds of special ed classes can actually be very intelligent.
There are different levels of special ed that range from courses for kids with severe mental retardation to courses with the regular curriculum at a slower or modified pace. A student can be in all special ed classes or just in a few and do fine in his/her other mainstream classes. Special ed shouldn't be in insult.
1. My younger brother is severely autistic so they put him in special ed. He's actually doing quite well now.
2. Teacher: Because you can't sit still for 45 minutes and mindlessly take notes on and memorize useless words every day on a subject you have no interest in without interacting with anyone or doing anything else you need to take a resource period now. You will learn how to be organized, complete homework on time, study, manage time, and write essays. You will also set goals for yourself, we have already set some for you. You will have a 45% more positive attitude and you will write down all your assignments 95% of the time.
Student: I actually dont need this, i know how to do that stuff. Its just that i learn a bit differently and you can't really change the way my mind works.
Teacher: Thats the negative attitude that you need to stop!
Student: *facepalm*
2. Teacher: Because you can't sit still for 45 minutes and mindlessly take notes on and memorize useless words every day on a subject you have no interest in without interacting with anyone or doing anything else you need to take a resource period now. You will learn how to be organized, complete homework on time, study, manage time, and write essays. You will also set goals for yourself, we have already set some for you. You will have a 45% more positive attitude and you will write down all your assignments 95% of the time.
Student: I actually dont need this, i know how to do that stuff. Its just that i learn a bit differently and you can't really change the way my mind works.
Teacher: Thats the negative attitude that you need to stop!
Student: *facepalm*
by Polexia December 14, 2009
Get the Special Edmug. We where so ripped off of that slatington special, I banged that 300 pound legless bitch that just jumped in front of that car.
by dogs bower February 18, 2006
Get the slatington specialmug. The head stomp or more commonly referred to “the pier special” is a sequence of movements involving ones lower part of the body, including the soleus, the quad, and the metatarsals.
by The Woopi Fighter August 1, 2021
Get the The Pier Specialmug. Used while playing pool, if someone sinks a ball they didn't mean to, or sinks a ball in a pocket they weren't going for.
A fluke shot.
A fluke shot.
*Aubry hits the balls hard and one bounces off 3 cushions before sinking in a pocket he wasn't aiming at.
Everyone else: "Jonesy special!"
Everyone else: "Jonesy special!"
by theButcher July 19, 2007
Get the jonesy specialmug.