The Spartans

The best football team on Staten Island okay will win a championship and is 100% the best coached team out there with amazing football players like Cyrus and Jesse also fips and Phil/staypuffed this team is most likely gonna go undefeated
The Spartans are mad good
by 10-0 August 19, 2019
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A Spartans Prayer

What I call homo-sapiens with abscesses.
Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good..you are "A Spartans Prayer"
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 13, 2025
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A Spartan's Prayer

When someone says: "Achilles, the sound engineer, born by hands and killed by feet because he was endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest".
Person 1: Hey, do you know the Spartans Prayer?
Person 2: Yes, I call it a Spartan's prayer
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 06, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The battle of thermopylae (the battle for the Spartans prayer out of Angel Jose Robles)...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025
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Alexi The Spartan

Alexi The Spartan is a great warrior of the Greek Empire. He is strong enough that he can lift three times his own weight, and is small, light, and quick enough that he can vanquish any foe that dares disturb his honour.

Alexi The Spartan is all mighty and powerful, and you’ll often see a very faint, almost universe-made purple flame enveloping around him. This powerful effect is always most noticeable when he feels immense emotions such as rage, or when he subconsciously feels something else.

He is exceptionally, and naturally good at any and all video games, and can steel your girl any day from the sheer beauty and attractiveness that he was gifted with at birth. Anyone, both female and male, worship this powerful being with all intent to please him.
Willer: “Did you hear about Alexi The Spartan?”
Arthur: “I ain’t heard of any such person.”
Willer: “Person? This great man is no ‘person’. He is the mere personification of power and greatness. You dare speak ill of him again and we’ll have something to say about it.”
Arthur: “We’ll?”
Willer: “Yes. 99.99% of life itself, plus the rest of they knew of his greatness.”
by Mr.Willer December 29, 2023
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