When you are done washing and start folding your clothes, there is always one sock without a partner. This sock left behind is known as a bastard sock. Some households keep bastard sock piles/baskets, giving temporary shelter to socks that have become bastards until they can be reunited with another matching sock.
by rmft November 1, 2009
Get the Bastard Sockmug. A poop sock is a sock that is used for defecation. You must hide it from everyone, especially your mother, if she finds it you will be destroyed by space and time and will cease to exist.
Y'all gotta hide me my mom found my poop sock and she's looking for me. If she finds me i'm going to die
by ishidmypant March 20, 2019
Get the Poop sockmug. Friend: I heard you had sex with Jeff. I didn't know you were gay!
You: It's ok. I was wearing socks.
Friend: Ok nevermind.
You: It's ok. I was wearing socks.
Friend: Ok nevermind.
by The_Great_ Hugh_Mungus November 15, 2018
Get the wearing socksmug. When someone possesses supraphysiological muscular contractile tissue gains, generally with a very low body fat percentage. Someone who is diced to the socks is usually deploying an efficacious dose of some sort of anabolic compound such as Testosterone Enanthate or Trenbolone Acetate.
by DicedToTheSocks May 18, 2022
Get the Diced to the socksmug. Programming Socks are socks that are often required to perform coding. It is commonly stated that programming is a equipment sport, and this is true.
First guy: Hey, yo, I was trying to fix atmospherics in this dumb space game I play, but I couldn't figure out how to fix it in the code.
Second guy: Have you tried putting on your programming socks?
First guy: Oh, no, I probably should've of tried that earlier.
First guy then puts on a pair of programming socks
First guy: wow this code is so easy to make now!
Second guy: Have you tried putting on your programming socks?
First guy: Oh, no, I probably should've of tried that earlier.
First guy then puts on a pair of programming socks
First guy: wow this code is so easy to make now!
by Space man person June 3, 2020
Get the programming socksmug. A sock that you bust a fat one in and can be used for multiple of times but it will be noticeable because when your load dries, the harder then sock is.
by Lemuppet May 31, 2020
Get the Cum Sockmug. A test to determine how down you are.
“The higher the socks the downer the foo”
- Juan Nye the Skante Guy
“The higher the socks the downer the foo”
- Juan Nye the Skante Guy
Foo one: Saca la bolsita!
Foo two: Nah foo your not down
Foo one: I’m tryna get on a siiiick one
Foo two: Sock Check foo
Foo one: *Proceeds to show his knee high socks*
Foo two: Spensa foo im taking it out rn
Foo two: Nah foo your not down
Foo one: I’m tryna get on a siiiick one
Foo two: Sock Check foo
Foo one: *Proceeds to show his knee high socks*
Foo two: Spensa foo im taking it out rn
by Sudeni.Shindeiru April 23, 2021
Get the Sock Checkmug.