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Sneaker Freaker

A person or living thing that regularly looks at sneakers, shoes or clothing for entertainment purposes. Commonly used as an insult
by Big Boy Chungus 1234 March 8, 2020
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Snack sneaker

A person who sneaks snacks into a movie theatre to avoid paying 20 dollars for popcorn and 10 dollars for candy.
"Wow you went to a movie last night? That just have cost you a fortune?"

"No. I snuck in a bag of nuts and some carrot sticks."

"Great job Snack sneaker!"
by HTownfook January 5, 2020
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Asylum sneakers

Crappy trainers that asylum seekers wear . Normally Lonsdale or bargain budget black and white Nikes
Mate get down the shops and buy some decent trainers and get those Asylum sneakers in the bin
by Grantox August 8, 2025
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sneaker test

Relates to: free boatride plan.

Sneaker test is a non genetic update of the "one drop" test which separated out those who had even "one drop" of african blood in their ancestry to determine if they were black.

The sneaker test is not genetic but determines if you are black by how you react to being sat down and then having your sneakers taken away. If you fly into a rage get violent cry demand their immediate return or if you spent more than 160 dollars on said sneakers you are black and free boatrides are for you.
If you react like this to someone taking away your right under the 2a to defend your life against crime or tyranny with a firearm then you are a patriot or white or both. If you react this way to having your fascist worldview based on your of entitled victimhood taken away you are a progressive antifa or libtard.
The sneaker test quickly revealed Colin's roots and qualified him for a )free boatride.
by Flush the tpp March 12, 2018
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Gal-Sneaker

Originating in 1870, a 'gal-sneaker' is a man who's devoted to seduction (much like the period equivalent of a pick-up artist.
“That's the fifth woman he's brought over today. What a gal-sneaker.”
by C L G January 31, 2021
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dirty Sneaker

" Wait till I catch that Dirty Sneaker"
by Lyle Kellis April 24, 2022
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