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Smuggles

People who have so much money that they can smile warmly while explaining in the most kind, condescending way how they're going to fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
Betsy DeVos, one of the President's favorite Smuggles, will take away taxpayer money to fund public schools and give it to her private-school-owning-friends, so that your kid can work for her friends' kid, and make her friend's kid rich.
by mysticklemom January 18, 2019
mugGet the Smugglesmug.

Skin Smuggling

When you go to someone's house at night and circumcise them in their sleep and then you take the foreskin for yourself.
Me and my freaky friends went Skin Smuggling last Saturday.
by Ginormagos zezty llama ballls December 28, 2024
mugGet the Skin Smugglingmug.

Jesus Smuggling

Hym "Yeah, no he IS Jesus Smuggling. He do be doing that. That's funny that you actually called him out for it. Even after the fact. It's so dishonest. By defining God thay way it implicit that the people who consider it an active and sentient being that has acted upon reality on several occasions by engaging in direct dialogue with key figures thought history. And he hates ME because his sophistry doesn't work on me."
by Hym Iam December 29, 2023
mugGet the Jesus Smugglingmug.

Slug Smuggling

When a lady gets aroused and leaves slimy trails in her undergarments almost as if she has hidden slugs in them to prevent detection from customs.
“Oh Charles, the sight of you in your fancy king hat had me dripping like a broken refrigerator. I must away and change my Knick-knacks, as they are as if I have been slug smuggling.”

(Queen Camilla after the Coronation of King Charles III.)
by Jimbo Baggins May 6, 2023
mugGet the Slug Smugglingmug.

smuggle

like in hogwarts there are muggles

but now there are people who are smug thus
we shall say that they are smuggle
he is a smuggle dont let him win an argument
by youwillneverknoe February 22, 2021
mugGet the smugglemug.

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