cog swapper

Australian slang for a car's transmission, especially a manual (or standard as the Seppos call them).

If I put a 2 litre donk and a 5-speed cog swapper in my Renault 12, it will go like shit off a shovel.

by Choda Boy 57 August 22, 2006

Shin-Slapper

Instead of a knee-slapper, a shin-slapper is a joke that is not funny

"what do you get when you cross a potato and a farmer? A potato farmer!"

"dude, that joke was a complete shin-slapper"

by daweirdo9 April 22, 2009

Kufi Slapper

The act of slapping Kufis off of peoples heads. Made famous by rapper Jim Jones

Jim Jones kufi slapped the man

by TEAMEcKo September 3, 2004

Dirty Snapper (Romero)

A cunt of legendary folklore. It can be found under the sea amongst the Tuna, Mackerel and Red Snapper.

The curly haired man in the sailor's uniform ate out the Dirty Snapper (Romero) on the 17th green.

Or

Romero received it doggy while Saucy Toney watched from courtside wearing his foam finger.

Or

Shawn from the park is a hippy bum who loves himself some Romero. Yum!

by Pablo Honey October 17, 2006

Fishy Slapper

a limp dick from taking to much dope

I was so fucked up last night, my girl came over and the only thing i had for her was a fishy slapper.

by J. Pifferton October 2, 2007

cock eyed rice slapper

a chinese person who rips you off.

that cock eyed rice slapper sold this necklace for 20$ and it broke on the way home.

by seaner terdil October 23, 2009

ass slapper

Someone who slaps asses. The most common occurrence of ass slapping is during sex.

Bill: I slapped Angela's ass while banging her last night!
Fred: You, my friend, are an ass slapper!

by ShakeSicle January 20, 2009