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Small Talk

Conversations about nothing that make you waste your breath, time, energy and ask why me? People with low intelligence usually make small talk because they do not want you to realize how stupid they are. Small talk is why people have become dumb, conformed and useless. Small talk is a way for nosy people to try and find out who you are. And when they do not find out who you are, they keep the small talk going leading to infinite small talk about nothing of substance. What is better than small talk? Dentist. What is better than small talk? Falling asleep on the subway with an open purse.
Small talk-Person 1: It's cold today...Person 2. Yes, it is.
by SaraPuns November 18, 2014
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Small girls

Those type of girls that are just so small and cute
"Hey how 'bout them small girls"
"Man they are so cute"
by the player February 17, 2014
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Small feet

If a girl has small feet her pussy is tight and she is loyal
I need a girl with small feet
by Mlpzaq March 3, 2019
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small penis rule

A literary device in which a writer inserts a real-life person into their book in a very unflattering way. To ward off a potential lawsuit, the writer gives the character an unfavorable attribute, typically a small penis. That way, the real-life person is unlikely to protest his characterization, because by doing so he would be admitting that he has a small penis.
Shirley had always hated Officer John Lyons, ever since he'd slept with her mother. To get revenge, when she published her latest book one of the minor characters was a man named Officer Jon Lions.

Officer Lions had trouble with the ladies because of his small penis and the fact that he could only stay hard by watching beastiality porn.

Officer Lyons wanted to sue, but couldn't bring himself to do so because everyone on the force would then know he had a small penis.

Once again, the small penis rule worked perfectly.
by Slartibartfast11 April 11, 2011
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small dick energy

When someone has a small dick and tries to compensate with a massive ego
Man Rico is such an asshole, he has small dick energy
by GusTheGhoul3000 September 30, 2019
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Small Bombs

A meme originated from the anime "Umineko no Naku Koro ni", in which the main character Battler attempted to solve the mystery of how people were killed by saying that "They swallowed down some small bombs which exploded inside their stomach"

It's mainly used to note that someone's argument is invalid and irrelevant to the subject
Josh's argument sounded like small bombs
by Rolfenter April 6, 2010
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small pp

something YOU have
you have a small PP
by super tired man July 31, 2018
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