The hand that one uses to dig out the "slob" from there deepest crevices. The hand one uses to remove the excrement from their rear.
Guy 1: "Hey it smells like slop in there!"
Guy 2: "Yea I'm almost done, pass me some toilet paper to cover my slop claw"
Guy 1: "Jesus, you smell terrible!"
Women 1: "Yea ever since I fell off my skateboard, and broke my slop claw, it's impossible to wipe!"
Guy 2: "Yea I'm almost done, pass me some toilet paper to cover my slop claw"
Guy 1: "Jesus, you smell terrible!"
Women 1: "Yea ever since I fell off my skateboard, and broke my slop claw, it's impossible to wipe!"
by Don Cuckold March 12, 2014

When in a pinch after last call your main choice or second option has disappeared from the bar with her ex that gave her warts or simply chose the better man, you look around and begin slop shopping.
by Redalert423 July 14, 2017

A shitty tattoo done by a scratcher tattooer made good by blagging (lying) about their credentials to the unsuspecting public, and making them believe that a) they are a real tattooer and b) that it is a good tattoo
Dude, where did you get that tattoo?
I got it at (name any crappy tattoo shop in any crappy town)
Hell, man, that ain't nothing but codswallop slop
I got it at (name any crappy tattoo shop in any crappy town)
Hell, man, that ain't nothing but codswallop slop
by the britster November 23, 2011

by Punkin 123 August 27, 2018

I dont think you have a problem, I just think slopping off in public is suspect
no, I wasnt pissed...Just kinda annoyed I could hear her slopping off all night
no, I wasnt pissed...Just kinda annoyed I could hear her slopping off all night
by Boss_KushOG November 30, 2010

Blowjob that’s out of this world
by Arlockin September 30, 2023

by Sloppy Tamali June 14, 2020
