butthole sloane

someone who manages to mishear everything said by you, and assumes you have just insulted them

"You seen that castle crashers game?"
"Did you just call me turd smasher???"
"No, who are you, butthole sloane?"

by wendex March 26, 2023

sloan

a slug

he’s such a sloan

by lili1396123139 February 21, 2023

Sloan

The prettiest person on earth, they have the coolest and most comforting room. They are great at giving hugs and are medium height, they might have a little gap in their front teeth that makes them look adorable and STUNNING. They might have some hard times but they are loyal and super funny.

"Have you seen someone slaying the day away?"

"Oh ya, that would be Sloan!"

by MothsBugsMushrooms January 5, 2024

Sloaning

Being a cool ass mf who is just chilling.

Sloaning: the man, the myth, the legend

by Reece puffs December 21, 2022

Sloaning

A cool person who is just a vibe, always being chill.

Sloaning: The man, the myth, the legend

by Reece puffs December 21, 2022

Sloan

man with massive genitalias

damn, your such a Sloan. I hope he's a Sloan

by anonymous November 18, 2021

Sloan Gators

Certified retailer of 4 wheel tractor trailers but with an associated cult of fanatic members. Members are alumni of SUNY Westbrook University and call themselves "Sloaners". Sloan Gators was founded in 1979.

Sloan Gators is more than a company its a lifestyle. -Buddha
Sloan Gators is 300 bang bang -Chief Keef

by Leather man liebo August 22, 2021