Jessica left her panties at my place. I used em for a beat sleeve for the next week. I'm no dickhead so I washed it before I gave it back to her.
by Martropolis March 9, 2010
Get the Beat Sleevemug. A condition that occurs when accidentally climaxing upon ones clothed arm between the cuff and the elbow pad.
“I must apologise, I did not realise that I have been sat here with jizz sleeve all evening”
“Excuse me Sir, I hope you don’t mind me pointing out that you have a large amount of jizz sleeve on your person”
“I can’t come out today, as all my coats have jizz sleeve”
“I have astonishing amounts of jizz sleeve due to wanking off like a safari park monkey”
“Excuse me Sir, I hope you don’t mind me pointing out that you have a large amount of jizz sleeve on your person”
“I can’t come out today, as all my coats have jizz sleeve”
“I have astonishing amounts of jizz sleeve due to wanking off like a safari park monkey”
by The Moody J Moore May 1, 2021
Get the Jizz Sleevemug. When someone with fat legs wears Nike Elite mid-calfs. And the mid calf's look like a sausage casing holding in everything
Person 1: Did you see Jon's trying to wear Elites now
Person 2: You mean he's wearing sausage sleeves?
Person 1: What?
Person 2:his legs are too big, they look like sausage casings
Person 2: You mean he's wearing sausage sleeves?
Person 1: What?
Person 2:his legs are too big, they look like sausage casings
by scs_4 January 19, 2014
Get the sausage sleevemug. The act of grabbing a fresh sleeve of Thin Mint Girl Scout cookies and wolfing them all down in one sitting.
Chad: It's the Fuckin' weekend! Time to rip a sleeve!
Brad: Hell yeah bro! Let's get that minty pre-game!
Brad: Hell yeah bro! Let's get that minty pre-game!
by LilCroutonNA March 8, 2021
Get the Rip a sleevemug. by Jakeytherippey22 January 24, 2021
Get the Toot sleevemug. when a womans fanny has expanded to the estent that it resembles the sleeve of merlin himself. due to many sexual partners or regular fornications with an unaccomadatable penis, one may find herself with a spacious v agina, stretched by much pounding. see also:- 'cave'
"i took it 3 times from adam last night - his dick is nine inches dont you know!"
"holy shit love, you must have a fanny like a wizards sleeve!"
"holy shit love, you must have a fanny like a wizards sleeve!"
by annonymous15 November 6, 2006
Get the wizards sleevemug. Noun. A term generally used in conjunction with a comparison to a vagina, in particular one with voluminous labia majora.
God bless us, your Majesty, I am nonplussed, nay dismayed to discover that thou has a clout like a Monk's Sleeve.
by goody5 December 7, 2010
Get the Monk's Sleevemug.