Sledding Human Centipede

When forming a chain of 3 or more sleds and sledding down a huge hill and having an epic crash at the end. Sounds like a cool idea but in the end everyone gets destroyed. Thus follows the plot of the Human Centipede.

Steve: "Dude, we should all get together and sled down in one chain"

Kyle: "A Sledding Human Centipede. Not trying to go to the Er."

Steve: "Pussy"

by Da real Adler Smith trick February 02, 2011

alaskan dog sled

Freeze a deuce, insert it in a condom, use it as a dildo.

The fecalphiliac's ultimate fantasy was to receive an Alaskan Dog Sled for his birthday.

by vbpj November 23, 2014

led sled

A car, usually from the 50's (i.e. 49/50 mercury, 49-54 chevrolet) that has had custom work done to the body. Usually peaking, chopping, skirts, lake pipes etc. that involved finishing/molding with lead - as in the days before Bondo. Rapdily a lost art, leading is still practiced by a few who appreciate the longevity and other issues present with a modern filler.

Look at that cool 50 Mercury with the frenched lights and lowered lid, that's a real led sled.

by pbrtillidie May 29, 2009

Rusty bob sled

The act of sticking a non-flaccid penis in your partners anus, then proceeding to ride them down the stairs.

WOW, did you hear Suzie got rusty bob sled down 7 stairs and wanted round 2

by sweeney billy May 06, 2015

Klingon Ghetto Sled

A low-level Space transport used by Klingons to raid or conquer other aliens and their resources.

They attacked a colony with a Klingon ghetto sled instead of a Bird of Prey

by jondich February 08, 2020

olde time sledding

A tradition harking back to golden era of the early 2000's olde time sledding is now declining in popularity. With its central tenets rooted deep in the rich ethos of hockey greats Gordie Howe, Eddie Shore and Jack Hanson olde time sledding is an exhibition in the lost art of manliness. Equipt with malt liquor and a sled the brave participants of olde time sledding decend into darkness in an attempt to reach the bottom of a snow covered hill. The victorious will have to endure cold winds, trees, elbows and general beat downs in order to complete their endeavor. But, to the victor awaits a cold beverage and much deserved lean.

The perfect silence of a starless prairie night was interupted by the ill tempered sound off cascading from sorel boots trudging through snow. Tall shimmering stacks of breath lingered motionless at the top of the hill only to be pushed aside by the forceful cry "olde time sledding!"

by bonaduce January 21, 2011

old foam sled

When you engage in sexual activity in winter, in the snow.

"Anyway son, that's how you were conceived. Your mother and I put down the old foam sled during that Vermont winter."

by Piss sauce November 20, 2015