slappie

n. A slap up dinner, a feast.

You up for a movie and a slappie somewhere in town later?

by Shuaman October 21, 2018

ur granpappy got slappy

worse than ur granny tranny and cannot be reverses by no u. deadly weapon.

Joe: ur mom gay
Dan: no u
Joe: ur granpappy got slappy
Dan: *dissolves*

by alien_god May 11, 2018

Slappy de spanky spree

Overly obsessed with bootie that you're on a continuous rampage and can't stop. Mostly a joke I made up about the infamous rapper 69.

"6ix9ine is on a slappy de spanky spree"
"I lost it and now I'm on a slappy de spanky spree"

by Skilastic April 2, 2022

Slappy Granny

A dirty old Goon who makes slapping noises tapping it’s old punani

That old Slappy Granny is making loud noises

by Carlos de la Cerda February 3, 2024

Slappy Mappy

1 - mentally slow

2- Consuming so much alcohol (and / or) drugs that your IQ drops at least 60 points.

Dude - Did you hear that kid? What the fuck was he talking about?

Chick - OMG, I have no idea. His breath smells like dogshit though. Is he fucking retarded or what?

Dude - Nah, he's just slappy mappy.

by IRON SAVAGE December 5, 2011

Slappies

When two men are at adjacent urinals, it is common courtesy to ask if the man next to you needs slappies. Slappies is when you assist another man with "shaking the dew off the lilies" so-to-speak. You slap the man's d*ck to get the last few drops of urine out for him. It is also common for the slappee to ask the slapper if he would like slappies as well.

"Hey bro, need slappies?" "Yeah." "Ok!" *slaps* "Thanks man, do you need slappies?" "Yeah." *Slaps* "Thanks man." "No problem!"

by SHTH34D May 26, 2021

Slappy’s Lullaby

When a man masturbates to fall asleep

“I had trouble sleeping last night, so I tried Slappy’s Lullaby and fell right to sleep”

by NapoleonBonerfart9 December 7, 2024