Guantanamo bitch slap

The action of water boarding your partner and simultaneously slapping them with your flaccid penis.
Oh baby, gimme that Guantanamo bitch slap tonight.
by Bugboy22 December 31, 2021
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Mango Bitch Slap

Not as good a drink as "coconut what did you just say to me?" But passible. It gets the job done. I'ma beat your ass with it.
What you want me to put it in a sentence? Fuck you! I'm a just keep drinking mango bitch slap
by THE OLD SCHOOLER July 18, 2023
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Bitch Slap

Its what a confident woman does after realizing her sister is satans spawn, she bitch slaps that whore back into the nuclear shit hole she came from, walks away with an explosion in the background.
"why wont anyone listen to me, i want these roses and why arent you telling me how amazing i am, i am a princess this is my wedding, i can be mean and a dick if i want to and no one can say anything"
*younger sister walks up to dick face sister, raises a hand and bitch slaps that whore, walks confidently through the doors to leave the wedding*
by stack_it_up_jenga September 21, 2020
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Bitch Slap

A Bitch Slap is when you cover you're dick in cum and then you slap your girl hard enough to make a red mark.
by Cougar1287 December 26, 2019
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Zombie Bitch Slap

After using the Corpse Rudder you ejaculate in the hand then tickle their nose.
Carla woke up after the party to find she had been Zombie Bitch Slapped.
by TittyMonster_69 May 14, 2015
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Bitch slap

The sound that a woman's butt cheeks make when she's riding a big cock.

Note that not all women may be capable of producing bitch slaps.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear the tenants last night?

Person 2: Yeah I heard them using the microwave.

Person 1: Oh god, I thought bobby was abusing his wife.

Person 2: You must have heard some bitch slaps.
by TheSharpie January 12, 2017
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Bitch slap

To slap really hard across the face.
That girl bitch slapped that dude because he tried to flirt with her.
by nilethe146 April 16, 2017
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