Skeets

Plural of Skeet. usually found hanging around on street corners, outside chip shops or in arcades. Tend to spit a lot.

Don't go in to the shooping centre it's full of skeets, it's dole day

by Adrian December 12, 2003

skeet

To pull out and "shoot" your sperm in/on something besides your lady in order to prevent unwanted pregnancy.


Skeeting One of the oldest, if not the oldest, forms of birth control. No one is really sure when skeeting started, but it has been around for literally milleniums, being cited in the bible(genesis 38:9).

I didn't want to get her pregnant since food prices are going up, so I just skeeted.

by deathdude612 of runescape September 18, 2008

skeet

For all those losers that didnt know its also a shotgun sport where you shoot at clay pigeons that come out of a high and low house from 8 stations in an arc.

Lets go shoot some trap and skeet and maybe some sporting clays.

by skeet_shooter March 25, 2004

Skeet skeet

The sound a car makes when you go fast

“SKEET SKEET MOTHERFUCKERS!”

by Urmom410 January 17, 2019

Skeeting

Skype Meeting
A meeting that you have via Skype

Let's line up a skeeting to discuss our options.
I can't come to your office but we could have a skeeting.

by iManage Professionals June 11, 2011

skeet

cum flys out of dick really fast... preferably in an act of disrespect towards your mate aka your dick sucker aka your best friends mom

i gonna skeet on ya eyeballs

by bigbarg November 26, 2005

skeet

dat white shit dat comes out ya dick wen u beat yo meat or have sex wit a gurl

open yo mouth so i can skeet in it

by Peter Mitchell December 18, 2005