by P. Ennis February 26, 2017
Generally performed with a friend, back to back. Both friends squat a pop and defecate onto a third persons name that has been written out on the ground (preferably sidewalk) in an act of disrespect to named person on the ground.
dude, Tonto and I just pulled a reverse jockey sidewalk steamer, and i need you to bail us out of jail.
by SmorGASbordSextyN9ne December 07, 2009
by mister krinkly November 06, 2013
Feeling or looking so awful you should be poop-scooped and thrown away for the health of the innocent passerby.
"Woke up after the party feelin' like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."
"Even after the Botox, she looks like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."
"Even after the Botox, she looks like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."
by BigBadKittyPoo August 11, 2009
by RS5555 April 17, 2007
Tara's husband is so old that to spice up their night out, he asked for sidewalk head on the way home from the Hot Shoppes.
by TrueFacts95 June 05, 2023
A Pedestrian Obstacle Course. Sometimes doubles as a Homeless Storage Facility. Despite the plea of a Traffic Cop in the small Privileged Caucasian Town of White Falls, Snowmen are prohibited from using the Sidewalk due to their ongoing prank of sticking their arms which are Tree Branches into the spokes of passing Bicyclists and laugh as they flip over their handlebars.
Traffic Cop: “You should really stick to the Sidewalk! You’re lucky I was here to step in!”
Frosty The Snowman: “I’m sorry about that sir, but what’s a Sidwalk?”
Frosty The Snowman: “I’m sorry about that sir, but what’s a Sidwalk?”
by Fros T Snowman December 21, 2018