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peel the gum off the sidewalk

When your balls are sweaty and the skin sticks to one thigh and you pull it off
Oh man, hey I will be right back I gotta go peel the gum off the sidewalk
by P. Ennis February 26, 2017
mugGet the peel the gum off the sidewalkmug.

reverse jockey sidewalk steamer

Generally performed with a friend, back to back. Both friends squat a pop and defecate onto a third persons name that has been written out on the ground (preferably sidewalk) in an act of disrespect to named person on the ground.
dude, Tonto and I just pulled a reverse jockey sidewalk steamer, and i need you to bail us out of jail.
by SmorGASbordSextyN9ne December 7, 2009
mugGet the reverse jockey sidewalk steamermug.

strip of grass between street and sidewalk

The tree lane. This is what everyone called it when I was growing up in Western Indiana.
The kid's ball rolled across the strip of grass between street and sidewalk and

into the gutter.
by mister krinkly November 6, 2013
mugGet the strip of grass between street and sidewalkmug.
Feeling or looking so awful you should be poop-scooped and thrown away for the health of the innocent passerby.
"Woke up after the party feelin' like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."

"Even after the Botox, she looks like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."
by BigBadKittyPoo August 11, 2009
mugGet the like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalkmug.

Sidewalk speed racer

A term used in the Grand Theft Auto series for driving on the sidewalk at full speed killing pedestrians and letting them fly.
Bob: last night I started to play GTA V, and I went full sidewalk speed racer.
by anonymous December 22, 2020
mugGet the Sidewalk speed racermug.

sidewalk curb

I just walked by the sidewalk curb
Did they ask you for money?
by Saggytits38 December 7, 2018
mugGet the sidewalk curbmug.

sidewalk head

The act of performing felatio on someone while they are driving a mobility scooter on the sidewalk.
Tara's husband is so old that to spice up their night out, he asked for sidewalk head on the way home from the Hot Shoppes.
by TrueFacts95 June 4, 2023
mugGet the sidewalk headmug.

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