Shrimp on the barbie

An “Australian” saying thought by other countries to be commonly used. Problems with this is that Australians call them prawns, and they don’t even cook prawns on a barbecue.

Tom (American) - Oi Mate - lets have a shrimp on the barbie!

Matt (Australian) - That fake accent sucks mate, and what shit do you think we eat?
Tom - .......

by lovalava March 9, 2019

Shrimp dunking

Using a straw to siphon ejaculate out of an anal cavity

Dude, Dylan was shrimp dunking Brad last night with a straw that was spooned at one end like the ones for slurpees at 7-11. He got all of it

by Ox April 8, 2016

shrimp nibbler

Someone who gives blowjobs to a male with a micropenis.

She prefers a micropenis, she is a shrimp nibbler.

by MalarkAttack March 6, 2015

butter shrimp

girl with a nice ass

Damn girl let me see some of that butter shrimp

by D-sad June 23, 2008

shrimp gulping

When managers or supervisors speak in technical meetings in an effort to sound knowledgeable by simply restating obvious facts. The phrase suggests the manager is better off sitting on the beach enjoying shrimp cocktail rather than participating in technical discussions.

Dave: Testing should be conducted internally and externally to test firewall and security behavior as well as the software changes themselves.
CTO: Yes, this testing is important.
Dave: Uh, yeah. Yeah, it is. Thanks.
Bill: (quietly) Man, that was some shrimp gulping! *dip dip* *GULP* Go back to the beach, old man!

by Jocko Tam July 21, 2009

shrimp brain

Simply some one who is rather dimwitted and stupid or does something, says something idiotic or stupid.

Bob - Where did I put those keys?

Andy - In yer pocket, shrimp brain.

by Freedom Mine November 15, 2013

Kensington shrimp

cheese curls; cheese puffs that have that "shrimp-like" curl to them

Ma: Why the fuck is the remote control all orange and greasy!?!?

Me: Don't look at me, Ma! Ray was the one eating the Kensington shrimp earlier.

by killadelphi October 20, 2008