Shrek

Code word for sexy
Used when others are watching; especially to creep them out

Dang dude, you look so shrek

by Cool humannn January 23, 2023

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An all powerful being,
He can ogre anyone by just thinking so
Can end Farquad like he can end the universe, easily.
You can smell his savoury onion smell from miles away, his essence fills the air.
National bird of America.
Plays the saxaphone really well.

Person one: is that a bird?
Person two: is that a plane?
Person three: no its flying shrek

by XXXX____Coconut_____XXXXX October 18, 2020

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an absolute dad. respect him and obey him and he will love you. stay out of his swamp and you will stay safe. shrek does not like donkeys or short ugly ass people specifically by the name of lord farquad. he will only treat you the way you treat him. to get on his good side buy him onions. shrek is an absolute unit and a sublime ruler of our universe. at first people thought he was a undefined force like god but one day he showed up on earth. he has gone undefeated and will stay that way. shrek is a green dad.

“oh wow shrek you have big feet”

by clogglegod July 6, 2019

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The sexiest most ATRRACTIVE MAN YOULL EVER MEET. A SHREK IS SO HOT, AND IS SO FINEEEE, EVERY SINGLE THING ABOUT HIM IS THE BEST KIND OF QUALITY IN A MAN. YOU NEED TO HIT HIM UP RIGHT NOW.

Shrek is mine

by Yourmomsbhadddcuhh June 16, 2020

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