While at work or at the house of someone new you are dating, sometimes you don't want to have a loud shit. So, it is neccessary to be stealth like clenching your ass cheeks together to eliminate trumpet-like farts or take your dump very slowly so as to minimize the sounds of fecies hitting the water.
by Tequila_Mockingbird November 22, 2007
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druggy one: "yesterday I ate some crazy African mushrooms and ended up shitting rainbows."
druggy two: "You have any more of those?"
druggy two: "You have any more of those?"
by alexmanjina March 3, 2010
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Jim: Dude, I just hooked up with your sister!
Jeff: Seriously?! What the hell man! Are you shitting in my pants?!
Jim: >_> <_<... no
Jeff: Seriously?! What the hell man! Are you shitting in my pants?!
Jim: >_> <_<... no
by Shinaynay January 16, 2008
Get the are you shitting in my pants?! mug.1.) Reference to excrementation / defecation in the form of a mushy mess; the result of a high banana diet.
2.) Euphemism for diarrhea OR constipation. Generally, bowel irregularity.
3.) Literally, shitting out a single banana repeatedly (or multiple bananas) from one's ass following insertion for amusement.
4.) A miserable condition resulting from a witch's curse.
5.) Slang term for the consequence of drinking too much chlorine bleach; causing one's turds to appear yellow like stinky bananas from the bleaching action.
<In attempts to defeat urine analysis>WARNING<Please, kids, never ever try this at home>
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2.) Euphemism for diarrhea OR constipation. Generally, bowel irregularity.
3.) Literally, shitting out a single banana repeatedly (or multiple bananas) from one's ass following insertion for amusement.
4.) A miserable condition resulting from a witch's curse.
5.) Slang term for the consequence of drinking too much chlorine bleach; causing one's turds to appear yellow like stinky bananas from the bleaching action.
<In attempts to defeat urine analysis>WARNING<Please, kids, never ever try this at home>
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EXAMPLES;
1.) "Little Johnny (the adopted Mormon Circus Chimp) is SHITTIN' BANANAS all over the couch and the carpet. Get rid of him, Joe -- sell him! But try to get your monquisworth."
2.) CUSTOMER: "Excuse me, but I'm SHITTIN BANANAS. Can you help me?"
DRUGGIST: "Yes sir, what you need is blah blah. It'll fix you right up."
3.) "George, I really wish you had NOT shown me your little trick about you
SHITTIN' BANANAS. I'll never be able to think of you in the same way now.
4.) "Ever since Luke kicked over old Lady Johnson's flower's he's been SHITTIN' BANANAS. I think she sicked the demons on him.
5.) "Man, I really needed that job so I drank Clorox to help me pass the piss test and, dude! I'm SHITTIN' BANANAS now! And it ain't f*ckin' funny, dammit!
1.) "Little Johnny (the adopted Mormon Circus Chimp) is SHITTIN' BANANAS all over the couch and the carpet. Get rid of him, Joe -- sell him! But try to get your monquisworth."
2.) CUSTOMER: "Excuse me, but I'm SHITTIN BANANAS. Can you help me?"
DRUGGIST: "Yes sir, what you need is blah blah. It'll fix you right up."
3.) "George, I really wish you had NOT shown me your little trick about you
SHITTIN' BANANAS. I'll never be able to think of you in the same way now.
4.) "Ever since Luke kicked over old Lady Johnson's flower's he's been SHITTIN' BANANAS. I think she sicked the demons on him.
5.) "Man, I really needed that job so I drank Clorox to help me pass the piss test and, dude! I'm SHITTIN' BANANAS now! And it ain't f*ckin' funny, dammit!
by Bongo Cholomongo September 20, 2006
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Don't be shittin me, or ill shove my fist into your lying mouth.
Don't be shittin me, or ill shove my fist into your lying mouth.
by da bird January 4, 2006
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"You got more chance of shitting in the queens handbag!"
"You got more chance of shitting in the queens handbag!"
by Professional Biscuit Thief December 10, 2009
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Was originally created when the curses 'suck my dick,' 'holy shit,' 'Jesus's nipples,' and 'fucking hell' were combined to make the ultimate curse.
Can also refer to the Pope having dicks on his nipples which spew diarrhea, but this isn't as common.
Was originally created when the curses 'suck my dick,' 'holy shit,' 'Jesus's nipples,' and 'fucking hell' were combined to make the ultimate curse.
Can also refer to the Pope having dicks on his nipples which spew diarrhea, but this isn't as common.
by Red Fleming April 8, 2011
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