shattered finger syndrome

Also known as SFS, Shattered Finger Syndrome is a disease your friends and relatives get that prevents them from being able to respond to your IMs and emails.

You: Hey
Friend: ...
You (2 hours later): Hello?
Friend: ...
You (48 hours later): Wtf, are you dead? You aren't idle.
Friend: ...
You: Oh shit, you have Shattered Finger Syndrome! I'll have to call the police! I only pray I'm not too late...

by SeanG March 20, 2008

Shade Shiste

an individual whom acts in a scheming and sneaky (weasel rat bastard) manner in select situations

Anthony Tavormina is a shadey shiste because one called him and saw him ignore the call. IN addition his cellphone is prepaid and he has a "wednesday shirt"!

by Flonson Khabot January 29, 2005

Pink Shite

The 100% reversal of an erection. A man excreting his own penis after viewing a particularly grotesque female.

"Man, I saw you're sister the other day and did a pink shite. She's a fucking pig".

by Sean Boyle February 20, 2009

Paddle Shifters

The luxury of a girl having big titties.

TLC said my sister had great paddle shifters.

by Howifeltersnatch May 13, 2017

shitter

A person who is always bad at something or messes up to much.

" why is nate such a shitter he cant do anything right"

by Ezected March 29, 2016

shitter

A toilet.

P1: Where's Danny?
P2: Fucking uh, he's on the shitter.

by G$ July 9, 2002

Monster Shitter

someone whos shits are humungous and always has the plunger ready even before he/she flushes the toilet. (usually this only pertains to men)

Kevins a fucking monster shitter, he's always glogging up my god damn toilet!

by Mac Kev July 5, 2007