Shitborn

A child that was concieved by anal sex.

What’s wrong with that baby? Oh him he was premature and shitborn.

by TacoTruck 69 February 10, 2019

Shitboil

A shitboil is a dog who thinks her or she can win fights wth big dogs but can't they like to hump stuffed animals and love people named linda David Savannah Leroy raymond and marvin Shitboils like to eat toes for dessert

Look mom it's a shitboil can I have one for hanukah

by Salvatore Ami May 28, 2020

Alaskan shitcone

When a man shits it in two ice cream cones and shoves one up his boyfriends ass and another one in his mouth.

Matt: dude you should totally give me a Alaskan shitcone!

by Gabby k March 9, 2015

shitbox

a very old and slow computer

'let me try and print from this shitbox'

by Ralph Owen December 18, 2003

shitfasted

being hella shitfaced or wasted.
also known as DRUNK!

person 1: omg do u remember what u did last night?
person 2: fuck no! i was so shitfasted!
person1: ohhhh....good thing...u were gettin hyphy

by K-Fed fo shizzle May 18, 2007

Shitfacetication

Shitfacetication is the state of being Shitfaceticated by the consumption of alcohol to a degree that mental and physical faculties are noticeably impaired. Common symptoms may include slurred speech, impaired balance, poor coordination, reddened eyes, hiccupping and undesirable sexual partners. Shitfacetication can result in temporary experience of a wide range of emotion, ranging from anger, sadness, and depression to euphoria, lightheartedness and joviality. Consuming excessive amounts of alcohol will lead to Shitfacetication.

Did you see Chris last night? I didn’t think the human body was capable of holding that much alcohol. He was totally Shitfaceticated! He took Shitfacetication to a whole new level!

by CMumma April 4, 2008

Shitfaced

Getting obliterated with the raws.

Leef says, "Did you just see Cataldi pound that rose." Ster answers, "Oh yes I did, shes shitfaced."

by Jalpster January 18, 2018