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Oli Shites

Fairly unoriginal but extremely fitting nickname for the twattish lead singer of excuse for a band Bring Me The Horizon. Known to frequently piss on and bottle girls who dont want to have sex with him. Avoid at all costs.
do you know what that twat oli skyes should have been called? oli shites...
by adsgsd May 28, 2008
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Shite Bullets

1. To call something or someone a 'Shite Bullet' is to say they make you so angry, or are so annoying that it is physically hurting you, to not physically hurt them.

2. To say you wish someone would Shite Bullets is to say that you wish them ultimate pain for annoying you, but you want it to be their fault. So they hurt themselves, and you enjoy revenge without getting into trouble.
by Frank Rider August 22, 2009
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Bulldozer Shite

A dump so huge it can't fit around the S-bend of a toilet
Jesus that bulldozer shite took 3 flushes! I'm of to the shops for a new brush.
by RiverdanceMcDisco August 19, 2007
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public shiting

Where a person shits in public anywhere outside of a public toilet. Sometimes homeless people do it but a lot of people do it because they are tired of society's rules.
John pratices public shiting.
by Deep blue 2012 August 23, 2010
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Gap shite

A word used to describe those that have the personality of george bush on crack, the charisma of a labotomized bill gates and generally are as irritating as a crab on a whore's fanny!
When your at a club and someone you barely know (often from school) and/or think is a total reject insists on hanging around with you like a stray pube cus he has no friends of his own. He/She is a prime GAP SHITE!
by Mr. Bigglesworth February 3, 2005
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Muslim Shite

1. A Muslim Sect.
2.A way of saying "Shit" while offending muslim people, but not really swearing.
"The Muslim Shites are cool"
"Oh Muslim Shites I didn't do my homework"
by AH-EL October 26, 2003
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Wild Shites

The act of taking a stinging sloppy shit the morning or afternoon after a night out on the guiness or a very spicy meal/pizza. Worst case scenario involves breathlessness and possible vomiting during shitting.
Was out on the ale last night mate, fucking had the wild shites all morning.
by Yosser Hughes July 31, 2017
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