Sharon

Verb. To incinerate with guiltless abandon.

Idgaf about my in-laws traditions, so I'll Sharon that pumpkin pie until they bring out the wine, it's Marie Callendar's fault anyway.

by badcook December 4, 2021

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Sharon Stoned Hair

Such disheveled, voluminous, though short if not cropped, hair, especially blonde, that causes onlookers to assume at first glance the wearer is insane, or at least so independent and confident that their wild hair might, indeed, be intentional, and too daring for the onlooker to even attempt donning him or herself. Also, what one's hair tends to look like when one had little to no time to do it before leaving the house. Or, wild, short, blonde hair rocked by a sexual siren going in for the kill, when 'No.' is not an acceptable answer.

1. "Yeah, I've got the Sharon Stoned Hair today. Don't fuck with me."

by PicklePuss November 15, 2013

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REI Sharon

An older middle aged woman with the name Sharon. She often wears lots of REI items, especially while hiking and other outdoor activities. She often has a cheery attitude and switches to being a bitch at the drop of a hat.

"WOW! Your mom is SUCH an REI Sharon!"

by The Child Of REI Sharon May 4, 2018

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Sharon

The woman you wished you knew
The lady you think of every day
Heart breakingly beautiful

Does she realise how sorted and together she really is? I hope so.
Her style , her wit , her empathy.
If I could know one person in this world it would be you Sharon.
I hope happiness and love find you always.

Sharon should be listened to and understood. If you don't then more fool you.

by Itonlyeverrainswhenitpours April 11, 2025

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