Shanking

A mix of shagging and spanking.

Dude, Me and Katie were shanking all night !

by Dummerica May 5, 2008

to shank

To take a shit and masturbate at the same time

I was having a shit and decided to masturbate towards the end. Oh so you decided to shank?

by Poopzz November 27, 2015

Shank

To hit a wrong note while playing music, or miss a chord change in a song.

"Man, you really shanked that E minor in your solo, dude!"

by mischki December 8, 2004

shank

(noun)Dick; penis; cock; hard on; man tool.

Good morning, Honey. Will you suck on my shank again?

by Ray March 4, 2004

shank

to shit and wank at the same time

dude im off for a shank

by mr ravey crazy dave shady December 28, 2005

Shanked

Stoned as FUCK

Holy crap I'm shanked.

by Shitty Bill May 1, 2010

Shanking

the practice of excreting and masturbating simultaneously

"Excuse me waiter, could you please prepare my bill - I have a busy evening of shanking planned"

by JDL1234567890 July 1, 2005