My dog left me a Shanghai Surprise in my bedroom last night.
I did a Shanghai Surprise in your bathroom.
I did a Shanghai Surprise in your bathroom.
by Arcspork May 7, 2025
Get the Shanghai Surprise mug.A date shanghai is when a person unwittingly goes on a date...whether the person wants to date the other person or not.
'To shanghai' is a term derived from the 1850s when sailing crews were abducted. It is a verb that has expanded to mean to kidnap.
A date shanghai is essentially a surprise (unwanted) date.
'To shanghai' is a term derived from the 1850s when sailing crews were abducted. It is a verb that has expanded to mean to kidnap.
A date shanghai is essentially a surprise (unwanted) date.
"On my last night in town he date shanghaied me! I first realized it was a date, not after the movie in his room or the whiskey shots, but when we were walking to a jazz club. When I invited some people to join us, his face fell a bit. (they didn't join us, so we spent the evening together).
by GarageSaleFTW July 4, 2010
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The Shanghai Throatpunch is an aggressive reprisal against your female counterpart. While the female is performing apologetic oral you grab her ponytails and begin throat fucking in a barbaric manner. Right at climax you cold-cock her trachea. The impact causes a confetti like discharge of semen, snot, and blood from her nose, resembling a Chinese dragon shooting fire.
by The Norwegian Duo November 30, 2013
Get the the shanghai throatpunch mug.I was loading up a desk and out popped out a snake, the guy was trying to reverse shanghai me a snake.
by Maveric80 February 5, 2018
Get the reverse shanghai mug.After a night of drinking, your kinda girlfriend calls you up while your laying in bed to inform you that she is on her way over for sex.
by Twig64 March 5, 2010
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for a very debatable reason and no
warning whatsoever.
Furthermore, responsible parties are
unresponsive to pleads and reasoning.
for a very debatable reason and no
warning whatsoever.
Furthermore, responsible parties are
unresponsive to pleads and reasoning.
50,000 dogs were clubbed to death
in Shanghai, China, 07-2006 because
of highly questionable links to
human rabies cases.
Even people walking their dogs could only
bare witness to the carnage.
You got my second cousin pregnant, so I will
Pull a Shanghai on you!
in Shanghai, China, 07-2006 because
of highly questionable links to
human rabies cases.
Even people walking their dogs could only
bare witness to the carnage.
You got my second cousin pregnant, so I will
Pull a Shanghai on you!
by MasterGoa August 2, 2006
Get the Pull a Shanghai mug.A variation of the slip and slide see urban dictionary ‘slip and slide’ where the girl, while on top, pulls out a bunch of wet noodles and surprise slaps them across the other persons face yelling ‘Ni Hao, bitch!’.
Last night Barbara and I were doing the slip and slide and she whipped out The Shanghai slip and slide variation!
by 2moist4u. June 14, 2024
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