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Shanghai Suicide

A sexual act during which a male who is receiving a Rim Job from a female, or is going ass-to-mouth with said female, defecates in the mouth of his female sexual partner.
Bob: "She's pretty sexy"

John: "Yeah, I'd give her the ole' shanghai suicide"
by shanghai'dd April 21, 2013
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Shanghai Squat

When using a public restroom, the action of squatting over a toilet so your butt does not touch the seat. “Shanghai” referring to the toilets that are used in Shanghai china where the toilet is built into the floor and you squat over it to do your buisness.
I went to use the bathroom but the seat was gross, so I used the Shanghai squat to not touch the seat.
by Tom Rob April 12, 2024
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Shanghai

(Verb)
To put by force or threat of force into or as if into a place of detention.

(Adjective)
Used to describe when the solutions are worse than the problem itself.
“The two groups were shanghaied into signing
the agreement, despite their objections.”

“Environmentalists fear that this is a shanghai
approach to the problem of global warming.”
by Peter P. Devil April 17, 2022
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Shanghaied

The use of raw political power to damage the economic strength of a place that is perceived as a threat to the political leader's continuing hold on power.
Quick! Put up images of the leader. He needs to believe that we support and honor him. We don't want our city Shanghaied.
by Profesor de Inglés May 20, 2022
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The Shanghai Slip and Slide

A variation of the slip and slide see urban dictionaryslip and slide’ where the girl, while on top, pulls out a bunch of wet noodles and surprise slaps them across the other persons face yelling ‘Ni Hao, bitch!’.
Last night Barbara and I were doing the slip and slide and she whipped out The Shanghai slip and slide variation!
by 2moist4u. June 14, 2024
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Shanghai Slugger

Did you hear what Marco did to that chick last night?
No man, what did he do?
Finished up and hit her in the face with a baseball bat.
So he gave her a Shanghai Slugger?
Yep.
by xI extremist Ix September 29, 2008
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Shanghai Stroke

Stroking your dick until completion with chopstick.
Last night I was doing the ol’ Shanghai Stroke
by 5maorwhoppers May 2, 2025
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