Most shallow

An award they don't give out in a high school yearbook, but should because it would be interesting to see who came in first, then runner up, and so on.

Well, Hal had to be the most shallow in class with his frosted tips trying to look like one of the guys that auditioned for N'Sync and got rejected, what happened to that boy? He was always trying to be the big shot. I wonder if he still looks the same... there I go, he's turning me into another Hal, I'm going to end up just like him.

He's going to the bottom of the most shallow well, the most shallow bag of tricks you ever saw was where he got that from.

by Snowboy Jr. December 25, 2022

Shallow

Kaylee

Kaylee only goes for looks shes shallow

by Jaymurph April 24, 2022

Shallow

Only wanting sex and not really caring about the person.

Girl#1: i think he really likes me
Girl#2: No girl. Everybody knows he’s shallow

by Prettyboyswag931404 September 17, 2021

SHALLoW

The honor given to a Facebook post if it received all five reactions: Sad, Haha, Angry, Like, LOve, and Wow. (This is similar to the EGOT, the honorary title for a performer who wins an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, and Tony.)

The photo I posted of me tossing my child in the air earned me a SHALLoW; it got all six reactions.

by Amish Dale September 28, 2018

Most shallow

Someone that writes poetry the way Ben Affleck acts, expresses thoughts and feelings by pointing at people; sounds about as authentic as Ben Affleck's Boston accent in a movie.

Hal sucks hardcore at writing poetry because he's the most shallow dude I ever met.

by Snowboy Jr. December 25, 2022