service brat

service brat refers to children whose parent(s) were / are in one of the armed services or the miltary - army, navy, air force etc. Service families were shuffled about every couple of years from one base to another and it was not uncommon to have been in many different countries, states or provinces while growing u. the "brat" in service brat stands for "Born Raised and Transferred" see also brat

J: So what did you do while you were growing up?

R: I was a service brat

by eastleaf July 11, 2006

the postal service

The United States Postal Service- A government organization responsible for receiving and delivering mail within the United States and also exporting it to other countries for international delivery. Very slow.

Hey! I thought you sent me that package?
Yup. I put it throught the postal service! Wait a few days.

by Nateeeeeoooo September 27, 2005

Service Crush

When the object of your crush is a member of the service industry with whom your only relationship is one in which they serve you.

Dude, can we go to that bar night? My service crush works tonight and I've made good inroads. She now knows my name and drink.

by dj-choice December 11, 2009

4 service

4 service is catering company with toothless waiters sourced from a mining company in russia. they make omelets while washing the rooms. reception staff drink vodka and sing Christmas songs while watching violent porn on the pc screen, impossible and get in touch with them. and if you get in touch with them then they try and have sex with you and steal your money. If you complain about the rooms, a black limousine with 3 anabolic guys will come and ask you to shut up.

Im scared of 4 service

by Kripos October 19, 2021

service turd

Waiter or waitress with a very bad attitude and or service

Man, our waitress at the spaghetti factory was a total service turd!

by Happykitty66 July 26, 2016

Arsewiping Service

When someone calls in to get you to do something for them that they can easily manage themselves but can't be bothered to do it!

Call Andrex, this Micta needs the arsewiping service, they wont call up their energy company to set up their account and want us to do it!

by Flash-collector June 7, 2019

Hand for service

When you extend your arm above your head to look for cell phone service, thinking you may get a signal higher up.

I had no bars in Mel's basement, so I had to put up a hand for service to send a text.

by Mandikinsomos February 4, 2009