Semen Therapy

When a guy fucks a woman without wearing a rubber (barebacking) so that when he unloads his semen (cum) into her pussy, she will become happy or happier; semen can also be unloaded down her throat to produce the happiness feeling

* Scientifically studied *
Lisa: (in a sad tone) I need your happy juice!

MOCO: Semen Therapy on the way!

Lisa: (after MOCO's explosion; in a happy tone) Thanks, I sure needed that!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2009
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semen demon

A girl who takes a load of cum in her mouth and moves it to the back of her throat and gargles it to make a demon-like noise.
That girl is a semen demon.
by Scross December 24, 2007
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Semen allergy

An allergy to certain proteins in semen, also known as human seminal plasma hypersensitivity. It's estimated that as many as one in twenty women have this allergy. This condition can often masquerade as a yeast infection or herpes infection. The cause isn't known.

The most common symptoms are localized burning, itching, pain, swelling, redness, or blisters forming within 30 minutes of exposure to semen, but usually the reaction occurs within five minutes of contact. Severe reactions can lead to trouble with breathing, anaphylactic shock, and even death in very rare cases.
If you think you have a semen allergy, you should talk to your doctor about it.
by idioteque December 23, 2005
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Semen Slave

A man or woman who is so obsessed with oral, that they become a slave to semen.
"Have you seen Judy lately? "
"Nah, I heard she's become a real semen slave though."
by Cpt. Planet July 25, 2009
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Semen-sleeve

A rock hard tube sock (ankle socks are appropriate) that has caught enough dick sneezes to form a dick cast.
My god.. my girlfriend was doing my laundry and stumbled across my semen-sleeve.
by Senior BroBrah January 28, 2022
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Semen Sprog

Semen Sprog:- The Arch Demon of Semen. Semonically possessed to SPROG everywhere and anywhere. Demonically driven to fill all female orifices with SEMEN.
'Semen Sprog, Semen Sprog. O' for where art thou Semen Sprog?" The lust filled maiden wailed plantively, as she called out to the nether world to have her deepest, darkest desires fulfilled by the demon of semen.
by ulrich the great July 14, 2018
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semen wizards

Either someone who has permanent post-nut clarity or who never masturbates/has sex.

Defined in a song of the same name by the Skitz Npcs.
"That dude is really smart, he must be one of the semen wizards."
"I've been apart of the semen wizards for a few weeks, it's hard to keep up but my life has changed forever."
by BigGeezdaddy September 27, 2019
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