Semen Therapy

When a guy fucks a woman without wearing a rubber (barebacking) so that when he unloads his semen (cum) into her pussy, she will become happy or happier; semen can also be unloaded down her throat to produce the happiness feeling

* Scientifically studied *

Lisa: (in a sad tone) I need your happy juice!

MOCO: Semen Therapy on the way!

Lisa: (after MOCO's explosion; in a happy tone) Thanks, I sure needed that!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

semen demon

A girl who takes a load of cum in her mouth and moves it to the back of her throat and gargles it to make a demon-like noise.

That girl is a semen demon.

by Scross January 9, 2008

Semen allergy

An allergy to certain proteins in semen, also known as human seminal plasma hypersensitivity. It's estimated that as many as one in twenty women have this allergy. This condition can often masquerade as a yeast infection or herpes infection. The cause isn't known.

The most common symptoms are localized burning, itching, pain, swelling, redness, or blisters forming within 30 minutes of exposure to semen, but usually the reaction occurs within five minutes of contact. Severe reactions can lead to trouble with breathing, anaphylactic shock, and even death in very rare cases.

If you think you have a semen allergy, you should talk to your doctor about it.

by idioteque December 23, 2005

Semen Slave

A man or woman who is so obsessed with oral, that they become a slave to semen.

"Have you seen Judy lately? "
"Nah, I heard she's become a real semen slave though."

by Cpt. Planet July 25, 2009

Semen-sleeve

A rock hard tube sock (ankle socks are appropriate) that has caught enough dick sneezes to form a dick cast.

My god.. my girlfriend was doing my laundry and stumbled across my semen-sleeve.

by Senior BroBrah January 27, 2022

Semen Tax

The monetary price paid for getting a pice of ass so you can bust a heavy nut.

Rachel is so high maintenance. I knew old pay a hefty semen tax to rearrange them guts but I did it. Cost me dinner at Ruths Chris.

I hope this diamond necklace seals the deal for me and I finally get to clap her cheeks. I can’t tell you the semen tax I have had to pay.

by Dick Onchin December 9, 2020

Semen Tsunami

n. A large sum of semen, usually produced by many men.

Another word for bukkake.

When the Semen Tsunami hit her face, she scream in disgust.

The Semen Tsunami contained enough semen to impregnate 1,000,000 women.

by Sencored August 10, 2016