Dragon Scrotum

1. When your have your balls hanging out of your pants when your all by yourself and the heat dries them up like grapes.

2. When your banging a really tight chick and she's really dry so your balls aren't getting any Poonani Juice so they dry up.

Almost as if your scrotum has scales.

Oh Bro...last night's heat wave was crazy malicious..I got the wicked case of Dragon Scrotum

Dude Angela Jolie is hot...but I've hit that and every guy she gets it on with gets Dragon Scrotum

How would you know?

Dude trust me...I'm Brad Pitt!

by xXsc00psXx December 24, 2008

scrotum head

scrotum head ( \';skrô-t;m\ \'hed\): a marine, called so beacuse of their shaved head. also known as a jarhead.

when i grow up i want to be a scrotum head just like daddy!

by dogma January 6, 2008

aqua scrotum

To have a wet scrotum from vaginal fluids.
Can also be used to describe an old man who has pissed oneself whilst wearing a diaper or incontinence pants.

1. Do you like my aqua scrotum t-shirt??!

2. Vivienne: Why are you walking so funny?
Lara: Cos you've given me aqua scrotum!

3. Grandad, you are walking like you have aqua scrotum! Have you pissed yourself again?!

by Mavs January 6, 2008

scrotum

It's the thing you keep your testes in.

My scrotum ruptured!! :(

by Roderick April 17, 2006

Scrotum Coat

From the South Park Episode about Medicinal Marijuana, a scrotum coat is a coat made from scrotum skin, like a mink or fur coat. As Scrotum skin is hard to come across, these coats are very pricey and are a status symbol.

"Damn, Cruz be making mad stacks -- he just gave his lady September a Scrotum Coat!"

by MJ Ginger April 1, 2010

Scrotum Slammer

To perform the Scrotum Slammer you need a screw driver and you shove it up your partners( preferably males ) scrotum which will cause an uncontrollable orgasm. It may last 2 - 3 hours depending on the type of screw drivers.

Oh my gosh last night my boyfriend gave me a scrotum slammer with a flat head and i had an orgasm for 3 hours, and then i fucked your masha.

by pau-weezy and B'eans April 7, 2009

scrotum head

possibly the greatest band ever created by young people, second only to sonata arctica. They perform at all partys while very drunk songs such as 'lewis kirton is gay' in front of his ex and 'mr fisher is a fatuous cunt' to a huge kru of faithful groupies.

ME: When the fuck are scrotum head playing again?
BAND MEMBER: er at ralphs i think
ME: argh i cant go i will go shoot myself as my life is now completely pointless

by scrotum head faithful October 26, 2004