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golden scorpion

an advanced sexual maneuver where the male is required to hold open his gaping anus in the 'bicycle' position while the female squats over him and urinates into his open rectum, filling it with minimal overflow spillage. this advanced move requires balance, patience and an unabashed approach to new experiences.
Last night, my gurl and I got freaky and executed a perfect golden scorpion.
by Capt. Sexstuff June 22, 2017
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Scorpion

A strange game middle school kids played in 2015 when you look like you are about to arm wrestle someone but instead you dig your nails as hard as you can into the side of your opponents thumb
Did you see Calvin’s hand? Its all bandaged up.”

“Yeah, he played scorpion with Jordan and ended up bleeding everywhere.”
by Sleepyliz May 1, 2025
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Scorpion

Scorpion said "get over here".
by White Poseidon November 29, 2019
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Rusty King Scorpion

When a couple is fuckin' on the beach, the guy digs a small hole. the guy sticks his penis in the hole, and then he puts it back into the girl, in whichever hole he seems fit.
hey man, u ever heard of a rusty king scorpion.

yeah, i did it to your mom last night.

were in south dakota.

...fuck you
by littleBasini December 13, 2012
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Scorpion Hold

Its when you stick two fingers in a chicks ass and the thumb in her pussy and grip tight... Total submission
the other night Lucy was giving me head in my Cobalt. I had her all jackknifed in the front seat in the Scorpion Hold. Just as I came I shoved my cock down her throat, she's still pissed
by Walmart Ron August 22, 2011
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Urban Scorpion

One who has never heard of urbandictionary, and therefore MUST have been living under a rock.
Mario had never heard of urbandictionary? What an urban scorpion!
by UrbanUploader May 25, 2015
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Thought scorpion

A fake term used to trick boomers
Hey have you heard about Thought Scorpions? Boomer: No. You: L
by Person9876543212 October 19, 2022
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