Scorpion King

Scorpion King is a gay person who likes to lick boys balls. He is a twat who likes eating dumplings. He fills them up in his mouth so he can spit them at boys.

Johnny: are you a scorpion king

Dave: screw you jackass

by Gayfaggut89 June 22, 2018

Scorpion

Verb: to Scorpion
The suave move of creating intimacy with a female from behind.

The male (or female) brings their hand behind their back, through their legs and in to finger the female. Replicating the action of a scorpion in nature. An unsuspecting yet effective move of intimacy.

“Dude that chick is grinding on you like crazy”
“Yeah, I am going scorpion her! #nature”

by Slim Rogers May 7, 2018

Scorpioning

Doing the Crab while someone performs oral sex on you.

My girlfriend tried Scorpioning with me and it just doesn't work as well as when I do it to her.

by Ted Bailey December 6, 2014

Scorpion

A strange game middle school kids played in 2015 when you look like you are about to arm wrestle someone but instead you dig your nails as hard as you can into the side of your opponents thumb

“Did you see Calvin’s hand? Its all bandaged up.”

“Yeah, he played scorpion with Jordan and ended up bleeding everywhere.”

by Sleepyliz May 1, 2025

golden scorpion

an advanced sexual maneuver where the male is required to hold open his gaping anus in the 'bicycle' position while the female squats over him and urinates into his open rectum, filling it with minimal overflow spillage. this advanced move requires balance, patience and an unabashed approach to new experiences.

Last night, my gurl and I got freaky and executed a perfect golden scorpion.

by Capt. Sexstuff June 22, 2017

Eat a Scorpion

A slang term for death by suicide by hanging. Usually reserved for enemies whom you literally despise and wish the most horrible death upon. A favored clintonian tactic used by the witness removal program.

AB: Clinton’s goons will make your life a living hell. Especially if you have information that will lead to the death of Hillary clinton.

Goon: go eat a scorpion

AB: *Dead*

by WitnessRemovalProgram June 15, 2018

Sneaky scorpion

As a scorpion fail is happening, Bill Cosby slips something in.

Have you heard about Steve Harvey getting the sneaky scorpion last night?

by Big Daddy Payne April 7, 2023