schwag

Poor quality brown marijuana. The cheapest variety available, the least potent. Also sometimes jokingly referred to as schwiggity-schwags or even schwaggles.

Schwag is the antithesis of kind bud.

by Yertle the Turtle July 22, 2002

Schwag

a slang term for a low-grade marijuana, known for underdeveloped buds, excessive amounts of seeds, thicker stems and often a relatively low THC content.

Man this weed is schwag, i cant even get high!

by quattlebaum June 1, 2006

schwagger

Somone who always buy's, and smokes low grade marijuana.

"dude all that allen kid smokes is schwag, hes such a schwagger."

by Dankins February 25, 2008

Schwaggle

A pack or group of people who's median weight is greater than 260 lbs each. Usually spotted near food courts.

I felt the earth tremble, but then I noticed the Schwaggle over in the food court.

by FUPA HUNTER August 7, 2011

schwag

Give away promo items procured through working an event. Often used in the stagehand world when working corporate or industrial gigs.

"the load-out was pretty horrific, but the schwag-bag was kinda cool."

by PaulieC May 10, 2005

Schwing!

Word representing an erection one has upon glancing at an attractive woman.

"Look at that babe...schwing!"

by x January 31, 2003

shwing shwang

silly, slang term for male genetalia

He was punched in the shwing shwang and fell over in pain.

by Dick Bag January 13, 2008